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Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me the wickedness of my ways?

Book: I brought you some supper, but... if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin, and hellfire... one has lepers.

Inara: [smiling] I think I'll pass

River: She's a liar.

Jayne: That don't exactly set her apart from the rest of us. The plunder sounds fun enough.

River: She's a liar, and no good will come of her.

Jayne: Well, as a rule, I say, girlfolk ain't to be trusted.

River: [grinning] "Jayne" is a girl's name.

Jayne: Well, Jayne ain't a girl! She starts in on that girl's-name thing, [reaches into his pants] I'll show her good 'n' all, I got man parts!

Simon: I'm... trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just... it's not coming.

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I can't believe Warren is still walking around without any skin. You'd think he'd at least put some clothes on over that.

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Well, you just can't help thinking about the fact that his manhandle is waving around in the wind with no skin on.

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I don't prefer to think about kickstands in general, much less a skinless hot dog.

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They're not cute under any circumstances. At least with women all the ugly bits are kept inside.

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Not at all, they are disgusting. So are womanbits, but as I said, with those you have to go looking to find the ugly parts, they're not just right there.

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