I wish they could. It makes me sad that they can't. Why do they have to be so fat and un-aerodynamic? I think that Emus and Ostriches should fly too. I mean, they have wings dammit!

I reckon moas should have been able to fly...

Top predator in the world?

I think so. ;D

If they could fly I would pee my pants.

that's not a shock, a hat drops and you pee your pants

And it smells like marshmellow

that's not a shock, a hat drops and you pee your pants

And where did you get such information?

Visual confirmation from the satellite monkey

The satellite monkey doesn't know anything.

It knows more then any living thing

Is it living?

It's bio mechanised

IMPOSSIBLE

I've been told I'm impossible.

 

And yet, here I am.

Since when have sith squirrels not had rabies

Well, there's only one, so never.

 

It's a good weapon.

 

Can I give you rabies please?