For those of you that don't know how this works: I start it off with a quote; next poster ID's the quote and posts one of their own. (Googling is Cheating; but we won't know...)

 

"There is no spoon"

The Matrix

 

'Wake up Trombley. You're missing the invasion'

Generation Kill

 

One of my favs:

 

"But in the end, even darkness must pass, a new day will come, and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer"

Samwise to Frodo in The Lord of the Rings.

 

 

"I've got nothing against foreigners. Some of my best friends are foreigners, but these foreigners aren't from our village"

I got nothing.

 

I'm going to hazard a guess and say Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

okay in the interests of moving this game a long i googled it.  Geriatrix from Astrix

 

"He doesn't know he has to put his foot over the hole in the floor to keep the exhaust from coming in."

hmmmm....

nothing, but it sounds SOOOOO familiar!

you can't admit you're cheating!

just do it!

My Name is Earl

 

Man 1: "...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth. "

 

 

Man 2: "There, I have you! Your completely dished! Do you not know that in the service....one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!"

Master and Commander: the far side of the world.

 

""I know they were just kids...but man we beat the f*** out of them!""

Dogma

Fox Force Five!

"Fox as we're a bunch of foxy chicks. Force as we're a force to be reckoned with. Five as there's one ... two ... three ... four ... five of us."

Pulp Fiction

 

 

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Donnie Darko. That was easy. :P

 

Okay, here goes mine:

 

"They say he has gone on a journey into the land where men walk without footprints. He will not be found. Yet all men will find him."

 

Children of the Dune

 

"Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well"

Alex in Clockwork Orange!

 

 

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?"

Yoda!

 

Guy 1: Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person like I did?

 

Guy 2: I don't know! How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty, f*ck.

Yoda frm star wars. Return of the jedi?

Krak, Pineapple Express.

 

"Something's different about him"

"New glasses?"

"No..I can't quite put my finger on it..."

"Probably misses his old glasses"

 

PS whoever gets this one has to finish the exchange...all time favourite quote.

The simpsons?

Correct!

Since Da Piano didn't follow with a quote:

 

"Here's your list of friends in the order they died."

Lol i wasnt sure if they had ripped it off or not. Ok my fav quote... "seven. But i look a lot older". (go listen to the podcast scene unseen. It makes more sense)

Ben Button.

 

"and really bad eggs..."