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Far Dareis Mai
Far Dareis Mai
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my favourite thread is the Newbie sign up....

 

I am Eli. I am in charge of newbs. That is, you sign up, and I deal with you :)

Eli

Chosen.

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I WANT NEW FRIENDS!!!!  Please join SG and discover what they are about or I will eat this pen!!!  You don't want me to eat this pen.  It has ink in it... and plastic.  MY digestive tract might not handle it.. and no one wants an Emp with an upset tummy!!!!!  SO DO IT!

 

No, I am not the same emp that is an Admin here.  We just look alike....

 

Please listen to him.  I'm the only one that wants to be his friend.  He's brainwashed me.  Please join SG and allow Verbal to be his own person again.  Is that too much to ask?

Shayol Ghul is also hosting the official DM World of Warcraft Guild on the US server, Sen'Jin (Alliance Faction).  The guild is called Shayol Ghul.  We started out as a SG guild but have opened up to any DM'er and DM'er friend.  If you do not have an account I can hook you up with a 10 day trial account.  If you're interested in a trial account please PM me.  So far our roster includes myself, Far Dareis Mai, Emperor, Verbal, DaeDracos, Silver and a few others.  We're small but friendly and helpful.

:O Please not WoW!

 

Haven't played it for a year or so. Not going back there. It's like embracing the source. Quite the struggle to stop it. Must play! .... NO! The Void! Go away! NOOO!

The difference is the lounge smells funny because of Gerr.

We do indeed, we have to use a lot, but at least it masks the smell well.

 

So...back to what out Illustrious (and scary) Leader said.

 

JOIN! you know you want to you.

 

Where else can you sample the delights of Canuks cooking, The sophisticated lounge of the Dreadies (best place if you ask me), and the dungeons of the Black Ajah. You can still see the nail marks on the walls of when the White Tower invaded and we got a few of there AS's in there...boy do they scram like little girls! Not even a nice blood curdling scream...very disappointing. Still, the amusement passed the time!

 

 

*Bursts into thread burping, farting and growling*

SHADOWSPAWN KITCHENS BETTER THEN DUNGEONS OR LOUNGE.

That's where we cook people.

*Coughs slightly into hand, raises monocle*

To be perfectly honest m'dears, the Shadowspawn faction has been looked down upon as big brutes who fart and burp with alarming alacrity.

 

This is simply not true.

*Crushes monocle*

WE DO IT NONSTOP!

*Grabs newbie and throws in cookpot*

RAR.

owww

 

*screams in pain*

 

i don't wanna be cooked!!!

 

help m -

*gurgling sounds come from cookpot*

TWITCHERZ!!!

 

See...we're the kind of organization that people just cant' seem to stay away from....

See... Shayol Ghul even has the Mother Ducker (Amyrlin).  No one is safe!

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As you can see my friends (or future friends!), we are quite willing to entertain, mystify, and thoroughly confuse your Dragonmount experience. (Laxatives not withstanding.)

^^^^

 

You may be currently thinking, "But, I can't see that board!". However, as Gerr is demonstrating, by joining SG you will gain access to Thakandar AND many other boards. You will also gain inside knowledge of how the most evil Org on DM (and indeed most of the web) operates. As you rise through the ranks, you will gain access to more boards and more information.

 

What do you have to lose?

Well besides your free will...we kind of don't let you share our secrets with outsiders or we kill you...but that's a small price to pay!

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