*tries REEEEEEEALLY hard*

*falls over backwards*

*is startled and jumps ten feet in the air before being yanked back to the ground by the rope*

 

OOMPH!

Watch out for the 17 foot cliff.

I found a whimpering lighty

*lies on the ground laughing*

 

 

What's a "lighty?"

It's something you use when you're thirsty.

It has sugar substitute?

And extra salt. ???

Splenda and Equal ftl. :P

uggg, real sugar, not that artificial cancer causing crap

Glucose?

Versus Sucralose. :P

Who will win?

 

Epic showdown starts tomorrow and 4:30 AM central time.  Tickets can be bought on Ebay for varying prices depending on your skill climbing coconut trees.

Which is determined by a judge named Sue the T-Rex.

*considers bribing*

 

*considers wrath of Sue*

 

.....BRIBE!!!

I've met Sue in person....he/she/it doesn't say much.

 

I also met his/her/its head, too, the same day.

 

*nods*

*reconsiders*  ......Maybe I should just ignore Sue all together....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_%28dinosaur%29

 

I've been there, once, a long time ago....

I now have a Cannon of Blame.... :D

Point it at Talya...I always say it's her fault.  ;D

I'll point it at any moose that dares come close.

A Moose once bit my sister. 

No way!  A sister once bit my moose.