That's insulting, young man!

Now you're in the frying pan.

A would like to be deep fried,

That way I could be dried.

You'll go in the cooler,

Or maybe smacked with a ruler.

Why would you smack me?

I would just yell with glee.

 

:D

or maybe a fire tong

just to change the song!

Kneals At Talya's feet

Just so she couldnt see him cheat

Pulls out her laces

and puts on some braces

 

Doodles on paper

For the lack of a stapler.

Maybe for a change

We could add a little range.

Perhaps young one

But where are the buns?

We could paint a picture

Or we could fill a pitcher.

 

:P

I will not try harder.

You're a fire starter.

 

I don't want to work tomorrow

It fills me with great sorrow

At least it's not for very long

Though working longer wouldn't be wrong.

Thats okay silly pillow

Cause the way is ... nillow

And the stops you take

is only cause you Fake

I like to eat marshmallows,

Born and raised in Montebello.

I sleep with the Pillow,

which is very Yellow.

 

;D

You make me want to vomit

And scrub your face with Comet

Which is like Ajax, only a different brand

And it will feel like getting scrubbed with sand

This cleaning product

Will only help my construct.

 

For I am a Pillow see

And that is what I decree.

must agree with meesh here

I just wanted to buy some beer

 

As i said you before

Go ahead and pour!

I must say that I am glad

That this thread is taking off

It is becoming quite the fad

And it makes me want to cough.

Umm, is that a good thing?

It doesn't really seem it.

I try to be so boring

But keep on eating peanuts.

She didn't rhyme!!!

It's called imperfect rhyme, my friend

Blah blah blah blend.

You have to read it with the rhythm it has

SOmething or other something spaz

I kinda see it now,

What's with the bow?

 

Your performance wasn't good,

I almost broke the car hood.

:P

Yeah, I ache all over from work

My brother can be a jerk

But that's not related to my point

I'm just tired and hurt in my joints.

Plus my brain is dragging

And my thoughts are lagging

So I might as well not try

So my own rhymes don't make me cry.

It's ok dear Meesh,

We all want to unleash

The fury within us

But coming is the bus.

 

:P

 

Right now I just want to sleep.

So my wits I can keep.

Are you sure there still there?

Why, it could be nothing but air.

 

:D

The correct word would be "they're"

As in, "Are you sure they're still there?"

But to be fair,

You probably inhale Nair.