depends on how many drugs you're doing...

He chews on AA batteries to pass the time, so...

I didn't have cable as a kid, but those rare occasions where I got access to it Nickelodeon could never hold my attention for more than 30 seconds.  I don't think I've put it on once for my kids, either.

 

Cartoon Network was always a treat, though I was a bit old for Dexter's Lab and Cow & Chicken.

Fox Kids was more than sufficient for my entertainment needs anyway.

 

Age is an illusion, and so are pants.

Age is an illusion, and so are pants.

This is the best news I have had all week!

pants are the worst, yo. 

Fiddlesticks is hereby declared to be a no-pants zone.

Whooooooooooooo!!!!

depends on how many drugs you're doing...

All of them?

Where did the Mescaline go?

Fiddlesticks is hereby declared to be a no-pants zone.

Really need to spend more time here then.

Careful though, it is occasionally, on my whim alone, a no-teeth zone as well. Offenders shall have theirs forcibly repossessed.

mmmgfff hmmfggh mmm?

you ever gotten bit doing that, Reyler?

While smashing someone in the face with a brick until all their teeth are either on the floor or down their throat? Can't say I see it as a likely scenario.

I hope the brick is ok.

sounds... crunchy. 

Creamy from this end of the room

Are we discussing frogs again?  Do they even have teeth?

Yes they do, but sadly you don't anymore.

 

*insert Reyler leaping outta mid air like Mileena crotch grabbing your face with a brick in her hand gif*

 

I do not see teeth.

If only I knew how to photobucket teeth into a frogs mouth.

 

I just wanted to visually represent reyler pulling some MK moves with a brick

 

Does this guy look like there are teeth sinking into him?  He's just like whatever dude.

WOAH. DUDE. THIS IS A FAMILY WEBSITE. :P