Observe as the female, thoroughly disgusted with the mating rituals of her kind, strikes out against convention and chooses a mate of a rival race!

I wanna know what's on the back of the big one.

If that's what you think mating looks like we need to improve our public education system.

Wait...................  I've been doing it wrong, haven't I?

Hmmm, studies say that you in fact are doing it right.

 

I think the successful creation of offspring is an inherent conformation.

He does look like he's just McBig Chillin

Possibly.

 

But the next time Jess comes home drenched from head to toe in saliva, we will have words.

I actually lol'd.

 

And I got nothing for that. I can't think up an appropriate, or pg13 response.

 

So. Pass. Next question

Shad... has that... happened? And you didn't have words?

There were words, but half were in Swahili and half were in Tagalog and mostly out of any sort of grammatical order in either case, so, not super helpful.

amazing

Hep!

YOU HAVE FAILED THIS BOARD

Replace that with family and you'd sound just like my mother. 

Oh snap dude. Brutal.

 

I asked my older brother why he hated me when I was younger.

 

He told me it's cuz I was born.

I can tell you I'd give you that same reason.

You seem to be mistaken regarding our relationship. My wife and I have learned to communicate through various bird calls.

That's more about your bedroom proclivities than I ever needed to be made aware of.

Mmmmmmmm, proclivities are my favorite. *spams*

*superglues Spud's mouth around the doorknob*

I believe my keys are glued inside of your mouth....