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Who is your favourite? 119 members have voted

  1. 1. Who is your favourite?

    • Min
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The Spam Song

 

Spam

Spam

Spam

Spam

Maps

 

When your sitting at a desk

or at a table during mealtimes

There's one meat that dominates the rest

Spam (SPAM!) Spam (SPAM!) Spam (SPAM!)

 

S-P-A-M that spells spam

And everything that's anything

has to do with spam

cause, I say SPAM!

 

*breaks off into taps*

 

This is no longer a song

I'm not even rhyming

But then who says that songs

need to rhyme?

 

I think that songs

should all be named "Mike"

and all instruments

be replaced by spam-cans...

 

SPAM!

It's in the air

in the trees

in the water

that you drink

SPAM!

It made the universe

and made the galaxy

and penguins

and even moles

SPAM!

 

Here's your eggs with spam, ham and spam, and an extra serving of...

 

SPAM!!!!!!

 

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    so, a ninja walks into a bar and gets shot by a pirate.

    The police arrive and arrest the pirate, who does not deny that he killed said ninja.

    The police interrogate him and the pirate says that "It was within me rights!"

    After explaining that it was against the law to kill another human being, the pirate smiled and answered, "'Twer no human I did kill, but a ninjer!"  The police began to grow angry.  they attempted to tell the pirate that ninjas were humans, but the pirate would hear none of it.  Finally the pirate pulled out a piece of parchment that read "Pirate Rules".  The police excused the pirate and apologized.

     

    Pirates - you just can't beat 'em.

     

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    Nice catch, samuraiflip

     

    I mean, I would have caught it too, if I had stayed on long enough, but RL calls, unfortunately...  :(

     

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    Hey, It's not even 10:00 AM over here yet, I haven't even properly woken up.  If it wasn't for Mozilla Firefox, I would be misspelling nearly every word.  Give a man a break.  ::)

     

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