Oh great DO I have done as you commanded.

 

Excellent.  5 points to DSworn.

 

(I'd give you 20 . . . but rules of the game, ya know?)

Oh powerful DO, I bring you Edward Cullen's lover/human/thing to use in torture of those who do not praise you. I figure you can show her the head of her lover, and she will annoy everyone within hearing with her thoughtless narrations of her dull life. Of course one of you minions would handle her, so you didn't have to be reminded of the hateful movie.

 

I offer Ed up as the creature handler, seeing as how we don't care if he is annoyed anyways. ^_^

 

Nice and creative.  4 points

O great DO. I offer myself. I will gladly save you the trouble of using Amadine's paddle, and offer to beat Ed for you myself. Let me sweat for your pleasure, O Great One!

 

*produces Dominatrix attire* And Great One, I am experienced in producing the maximum amount of pain without allowing the subject to lose consciousness.

 

 

 

 

5 points

Oh great Dark One, I give you the gift of 27 nuclear bombs with which you can wreak havoc across the world.

O Great Dark One, I would happily produce images, but the rules of the thread explicitly state otherwise.

 

 

Adella, I had no idea you ever came in here.....  :o

 

 

Great Lord, I present you with the most vile of undergarments; Jason Giambi's thong.

Oh great DO I bring you a blue glass jar.

 

I can post this until I get to twenty

Oh Great Dark One....

 

 

I brin you a raptor!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh great DO, I contrived an alternate ending to that horrid movie that was about those so called "Vampires"

 

Oh Great DO, I bring you this site to vent your frustrations out:

 

Twilight Sucks

Oh Great DO I bring you Ed and Adella's heads on a plate for defiling your presence with such rubbish.

I knew someone was gonna do it ::)

OH Great DO, I bring you Bayonetta!

 

The woman, not the game. ;)

 

*bows out of the room*

Oh Great Dark One....

 

 

I brin you a raptor!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh great DO, I contrived an alternate ending to that horrid movie that was about those so called "Vampires"

 

Oh Great DO, I bring you this site to vent your frustrations out:

 

Twilight Sucks

 

Oh Dark One I give thee a humble apology, and beg for mercy for starting such rubbish in the first place! :-X

 

I also give thee Eric's Blackhole Bean Coffee!

*bows*

 

Oh Great Lord, I am your most humble of servants and bring you brownies...the good kind.  ;)

 

*bows*

I bring you oh DO a shrubbery and a mulcher

 

1 point.  4 more if you bring me another shrubbery, and place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

 

[with love, the Dark One who Says ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing]

I bring you oh DO another shrubberry to place beside the other shrubberry only slightly higher for a two level effect. ;D

 

Excellent.  4 points

*Rick Roll's all of the DO's enemies*

 

*waits for DO approval*

 

I'm never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around

and hurt you

 

5 points

Fabulous and exotic DO! I bring you this diaper changing robot, in case you don't feel like doing it. As well as Inigo Montoya and Westley to provide some swordplay to entertain the courtiers.

 

*bows and bows again*

 

Ooh, excellent. I was wondering if DPR really knew how to fence

 

5 points

*bows and bows until he hits 88 miles per hour bowing speed so he can go back to the future and remove all inconveniences in the DO's way for all eternity*

 

*comes back and kneels at the DO's feet*

Just a rickroll my good sir, you should have rick astley follow them around non-stop singing it over and over again

 

Ah, yes...quite...

 

*does so*

 

*hopes that these actions has pleased the DO*

 

*if not...*hands slim jim to almighty DO**

 

 

Excellent.  2 points to you, and 3 to badco for suggesting it.

Oh great Dark One, I give you the gift of 27 nuclear bombs with which you can wreak havoc across the world.

 

*Balefires the nuclear bombs*

 

Are you suggesting I need human weapons with which to wreak havoc?  Consider your answer carefully.

Great Lord, I present you with the most vile of undergarments; Jason Giambi's thong.

 

 

1 point, since I can use it to break the will of torture victims

 

Oh great DO I bring you a blue glass jar.

 

I can post this until I get to twenty

 

Good.  1 point.

Oh Great Dark One....

 

 

I brin you a raptor!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's awesome.  4 points

Oh great DO I bring you a yellow jar

Just an observation Pete, but didn't you already give him something to block the colors so that his eyes wouldn't hurt?  :-*