*enjoys potatoes*

Well, that's about all they got there, so have a ball.

You forget how many things can be made from potatoes... I'm having a ball!

Fries, curly fries, chips, mashed potatoes.  Wow.

Your sarcasm is noted and discarded. I can make dozens of potatoe statues! 

Oh, there you go.  Something ELSE to scare the neighbors.

I haven't seen them in years anyways, not like care.

Who's care?  A good person.

 

"not like I care" is what I meant to say, but it's still pretty fitting I'm a lousy human being.

I wouldn't say that.  Just human.  We all err.

I've always loved how the word "err" looks, it's like you don't know what to say next... crazy grammar...

Cake = Fun Times

Balloon = Fun Ties

3 = E

SAY WHAT?!

Don't dribble on my court, fool!

 

*insert mock gangster pose here*

I'll do whatever I want! PACK! ROLL OUT! *ninjas start descending from ropes and defending the leader... aka me*

*pulls off gangster hood to reveal his pirate self*

 

Oh, I do be waitin' fer ye to poke yer head out o' the hole!

This has been a battle that has been postponed for way too long... *throws smoke balls and all the foot soldiers disappear* Just you and me now ain't it?

Aye, but I can no' say I agree to t'e odds.  Sure ye do no' need some of yer friends?

*opens coats and shows all his tools* These are all the tools I need...

Ye do mean "friends", aye?

 

*pulls out his sabre and dagger*

 

Har, I do be thinkin' this be a fine show!

Indeed... *unsheathes sword and has shuriken in hand...*

*brandishes cutlass* This hardly be worth the trouble, yarr.

Naw naw, reyler, this here be mine fight!  It no be fair if we team up.  Poor soul's outnumbered as it be.

Okay, okay, I'll just throw penalty flags. *throws one at Zy for being a ninja*

*chops flags to pieces and throws hot sauce in both persons eyes* HA!