SADNESS *breaks Toy's cookie*

*shrugs*  *eats cookies*

*is a magic carpet*

fdjkai

Seriously? That's the best you could come up with, cat-on-the-keyboard typing?

Fat and Dumb Jockeys with Krull and Animal Intelligence

 

 

Hrm. This looks like a job for the Pastrami Paisan! *gets him*

Paisan?  Like a Persian-Asian?

No, that's like the Italian equivalent of "dude" and... just never mind.

Never mind this!

This? You mean the riding mower?

No, this.

 

It's...well...it's it's this.

 

THIS!  DAMN YOU, THIS!

Anal stretching?

You know what?  If you can't see it, I'm not going to tell you.

 

*walks off*

Flea circus?

NO

San Francisco Gay Mens' Chorus?

This is getting nowhere fast.

 

*is bored again*

I'm sorry, I didn't realise spam had a destination.

Now you do.  Live with it.

Frog bullets!  >:(

Would be a good side dish.

*climbs a beanstalk right out of the doldrums this thread has mired in*

Alright, well then.  Guess it's up to me to get this thread past Spammer's Challenge.

 

Wonder what tweaked reyler the wrong way.  Hm.

 

Oh well, at least I have a can of spam with me.  Always bring your spam.

The ring came off my pudding can

Try my pen knife, my good man