*is sure something good will happen eventually*

Something good will always happen here, we're like Disney.

I noticed that too. We even have the pirates.

where are the mermaids?

I think Kadere is hiding them.

where? he is too thin to have them behind his back.

Maybe he is hiding them on his pirate ship.

*burns kadere's ship*

:shock: NOOOOOO! We needed that ship. Now we aren't going to be like Disney anymore. Well, unless he ends up with a bigger and better ship.

....Ummmm... Wasn't I suppose to be tied in the middle of the village and almost burned? That was the event. But the mermaids are in a safe place. Don't you worry.

Good thing I threw her off by suggesting that they were on that boat.

Yeah..... though I do miss that boat.

Don't worry, you'll get another one. A better one. Aye, that one.

:shock: THAT ONE'S GORGEOUS!

Aye, that 'tis. Then they pirates guild will buy you that to replace your other one.

Does the guild have enough money in pirate booty to pay for that?

Absolutely. I made some moves that allowed us to increase our pirate booty 10 times what we had last year.

I think deserves a toast of rum!

*eats rum flavoured toast*

Min! Would you like to move on to my new beautiful pirate ship with me?

Rum toast... that's a good idea.

Especially with rum jelly on it.

Maybe spread some rum butter around too?

you call this chaos? i am missing my worshipful following.

You should pay your worshippers, you'd probably get worshipping even on sundays that way.