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The Stumbling Soldier VIII

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*uses the plank to try and swat away the arrow...but is too slow*

 

*pulls arrow off his forehead, and hurls it into the mayhem behind him*

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*is tackled, but holds onto his plank, and pokes Katiora with it*

*gets a sponge and starts collecting all the spilled brew from the floor*

*catches chair with his teeth*

 

*throws table back*

*smashes chair over Corki's back*

*turns to Chaelca and points behind her*

*Puts empty barrel over her head when she turns, pushes the barrel over and rolls the barrel across the room*

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*is laid out with a chair to the back*

 

*sleeps peacefully*

*Tries to duck, but isn't quick enough and takes the barrel to the head*

*Lands with barrel, and Chaelca still inside, crushing him*

 

*tries to move but decides to wait a bit.*

*throws peanut*

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*wakes up, gets up, and catches some peanuts*

 

*eats peanuts*

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Don't steal my peanuts!

 

*aims and fires one at Chealca's head*

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*eats some more peanuts*

 

*throws a peanut at the next poster*

*gets hit in the eye with a peanut*

Who throws peanuts? Honestly.

If you are going to throw something make sure it has some weight to it.

*picks up a crate and throws it in Corki's direction*

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*drinks a Brew from the crate, and throws the empty bottle at the next poster*

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