You know me. Guess who!

A magic person who just made a post, yet has made 0 posts according to your information...

My title was misleading. Not everyone knows me. Though, everyone should.

Could you explain why we should or would want to?

Have you tried speaking more slowly?

I have an idea. It's either them or somebody pretending to be them, but I don't know why you'd want to do that.

You can't think of a single reason why someone would want to pretend to be me, Panda? That makes me sad. :(

I have to agree with the panda here. He used to just digest me all the time.

Your name is no longer descriptive. Are you somebody interesting, by which I mean a war criminal?

You can't think of a single reason why someone would want to pretend to be me, Panda? That makes me sad. :(

 

Actually, the fact that you call me Panda brings clarity and narrows it down quite a bit! Unless you're a fraud and a faker, but never mind (facebook message me if you know that I know who you are, otherwise I'll happily admit to being wrong.)

 

People should never pretend to be other people, of course, but rather be proud of themselves and their own identity.

...so he pooped you out all the time? eeew

That IS rather "ew" inducing. But what would you expect of a large, black and white animal of cosmic proportions?

I know who you are! Nice to FINALLY have you back!

 

Yes! The lord of AWESOME is back!

Why thank you, TMD. Your loyalty is appreciated. You save yourself a flaying.

But he likes flaying.

Doesn't everyone?

 

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like being flayed, though.

You never know... some people are into that sort of thing.....

They're called Shadowspawn.

or Kinky.

someone said my name?

I was kind of in the mood to whip someone. But it takes all the fun out of it when the person being whipped to death enjoys it.

I'm almost certain Ed wouldn't. He prefers pillows, as I recall.

 

I don't think I would, either. It's just got no memorability - I prefer a good lynching.

Hey Rox, glad to have you back!

 

*Stabs nostalgically*

How in the hell is hanging someone by a tree more memorable than whipping them until they're dead!?

 

Do I know you, Kraka?

We've crossed paths before.