A boy with his yo-yo (the youngest McCave)

and his 22 brothers, who are all named Dave.

And a worm who can see all the way to Japan,

which is is quite a bit farther than anyone can.

And Horton who lives in the Jungle of Nool

who on the 15th of May in the cool of the pool,

will show you the dust speck that houses the Whos--

those brave little folks we would not want to lose!

He saved their whole town! For he knows afterall--

A person’s a person no matter how small.

Soon you will meet a young man, Sam-I-Am,

and get your first taste of his green eggs and ham.

And speaking of eggs, try some scrambled-de-super,

special deluxe, a-la-Peter-T-Hooper!

You’re also invited to have some roast beast

every Christmas in Whoville; it’s really a feast.

You will visit great places no speller can spell,

Like the country of Moddafoddapafell

where you’ll ride on a fizzamalizzamadill--

You’d better do it ‘cause no one else will!

Then take a quick trip to Sala-ma-sond,

where Yurtle the Turtle was king of the pond,

till a tutle named Mac did a plain little thing,

he burped and he tumbled the throne of a king

You will sit by the edge of McGellagog’s Pool--

where fish, just like you, spend their days in a school.

And you’ll find that it’s fun to hop on your pop,

but don’t be surprised when he asks you to stop.

On beyond Zebra, you’ll find a new letter

Like Yek Yez or Wum that will make your life better.

And you’ll have a story that no one can beat

when you say that you saw it on Mulberry Street!

But whatever you do, things won’t always go right.

You might meet the Grinch in the dark of the night.

His heart is too small, and his shoes are too tight,

he’s not very friendly, and rarely polite.

You may run into trouble, as folks often do,

when you’re trying to travel to Sola-Sa-Loo

Like that world famous Zanzabar Buck-Buck McFee,

Who got caught in the traffic on Zaight Highway Eight

While you are growing, we’re all busy counting

the days till we meet you--excitement is mounting!

We’ve saved you a seat at the first matinee

Of the Circus McGurcus--there are 4 every day.

Where the great daredevil Sneelock--the world’s bravest type,

Will be pulled through the air by three Subrian Snipe

On a Dingus Contraption attached to his pipe.

Here are two tickets--for you and a guest--

to the new zee, McGrew Zoo! It’s really the best!

It is there you will see the great Russian Polluski--

this zoo, it is true, has not oneski but twoski!