Lol, you looking for a cross board pet there Adella, one for both sides?

*stumbles in late as usual*

 

What's that smell?

 

*gets in line for the march and starts up cadence*

 

We are the Warders.

 

The mighty mighty Warders.

 

The world's finest warriors.

The shadow fears us

 

and the Aes Sedai leer at us

 

We fight all day and dance all night!

 

Doing the things to make our Aes Sedai feel alright!

*walks through the mass of Warders unfazed, flicking glances at the ragged men*

You would serve well here...

 

As fodder for the Trollocs.

Won't you stay? Lily so does enjoy fresh meat. And you'll at least die happy.

Wait! If Lily and Adella get toys, I want one too!

 

I've always wanted a warder of my very own to snoogle stab Torture!

 

 

I'll even be nice and feed it to Froggy when I'm done with it.

Fnorrll you may or may not be completely correct. Goodness knows that my current cross board pet doesn't pay much attention to me across any board (that's what she said).

awww poor adella :)

*eyes the new boys with a crafty smile* So, Adella, Moon, which ones shall we keep?

Cant stay long, will be marching back for our welcome home orgy i mean party soon

The warders are never going to leave this place. Pets have a habit of staying for the rest of their lives

FORWARD THE WHITE TOWER!! FOR THE NINE BEES!!!

 

*Fetches her Raid insecticide*

And... SPRAY!

The warders are never going to leave this place. Pets have a habit of staying for the rest of their lives

 

Well, I'm not feeding them, changing their litter boxes!!!

pets have a habit of dying before they need feeding....

Even were we pets, we wouldn't need feeding. Just an army of Shadowspawn and a cookpot.

Even were we pets, we wouldn't need feeding. Just an army of Shadowspawn and a cookpot.

 

Ooh, a fiesty pet! Can I make him dance? ^^

I might dance if you ask nicely. *draws himself up*

Moggy doesn't need to ask nicely if she doesnt want to. She could make you do it my sheer awesomeness

*stumbles in late as usual*

 

What's that smell?

 

 

Probably your upper lip deary. *stabs*

*grabs Song's wrist and pulls her off balance*

 

Sorry dearie; not going to happen.

*looks up sweetly at Kwom* I'm just an innocent lightfool, you wouldn't hurt me now would ya?

No, I wouldn't hurt you. Not unless you gave me a reason to, just like everybody else.

I was just trying to have some fun stabbing paet. It would only hurt for a second *pouts*

There's plenty of Shadowspawn for that.

But we get those all the time. Wardies are something new

There's more than enough Darkfriends around. We Warders don't stab so easily as most of those.

I have my ways, dear Kwomy *winks*