Gotchya!

 

i have an ant farm in my suit

 

 

 

 

 

 

have you ever eaten chocolate covered ants?

Why are you questioning me?

 

Who told you you could eat my cookies?

I didn't need permission.

 

 

 

Who said that they were your cookies anyways?

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

 

Why are you asking so many questions?

Because I don't trust anyone who listens to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

 

What is the meaning of life?

To serve God.

 

Do you?

 

Yes siree bob.

 

How does corn reform in poop?

It doesn't!

 

Why do people think I like Marky Mark?

Because he's your cousin.

 

Why you related?

Because that silly stuff called blood says so.

 

You aren't looking to drain me are you? O_o

*giggles*

 

That a problem?

Well er... that depends on your intentions XD

 

What are they? *shifty eyes*

Well, I'm kinda thirsty......

 

That good enough for you?

As long as I don't become a husk.

 

Do you intend to turn me?

Into a moogle, maybe.

 

You'd be cute, right?

I suppose, but I'd rather be a Chocobo.

 

Where is the Meteor materia?

Wherever you take me, Chocobo.

 

Can you fly like the wind?

No. For chocobo are like ostrich, except more graceful.

 

Rawr?

Chocobo are like ostrich except way cooler.

 

Why you rawr me?

Probably the Chinese.

 

Do you like their food?

My favorite food is from Mexicans, though Chinese is gud too ^^

 

Are Romantic comedies gud?

Not in my opinion.

 

Why is the sky blue?

It is reflecting off of the ocean.

 

Are Aiel awesome?

Rhuarc is awesome.

 

What is the ocean?

A figment of my Uncle' s imagination.

 

Didn't you know?