Is it okay if the apple crumbles?

How can you even dare ask that?

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because Chuck Norris wanted it to.

 

Actually, I'm sick of questions anyway. >.>

Im sorry I killed it haha.

 

Ok ok, Why did George Bush invade Iraq.

I bribed him too.

 

With a marshmallow. (Just can't resist, ya know?)

Then Talmanes, too lazy to come up with another short narrative of yet another thread being consumed by spam as is destiny, simply posted this.

I FOUND YOU!!!!!!

 

*puts strawberry jam back where it belongs*

Sorry, I got hungry.

I forgive you because I'm thirsty.

*Forces oosquai down his throat*

Feel better?

Yeah. *drunk; attacks*

I'm sad, I go in here to question everything, and it's ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's to question?

Your face.

Mah face is perfectly legitimate thank you very much. *only used makeup, plastic surgery, transplants, and masks after all*

I hate makeup with a fiery passion.

We could always post in dumb blond style where everything ends in a question mark?

Like totally?

Like duh! Don't I like so totally know what you're talking about?

Like don't you totally?

....Of course I do....?

Two plus two equals four?

Equals Fish?

Fish sticks are tasty?