*soaks Hoofy's flames**

 

Blackhoof, You forget I am a flaming turtle and can't be burnt, as I am already on Fire!

 

Your flames just make me stronger.

 

Ha ha ha! How amusing! You think that my flames are so weak as to be absorbed by your firey shell? Mwa ha ha HA! MY flames are so powerful that you burn faster than you absorb my fire, so you burn anyway! MWA HA HA HA!

There is only one thing that can quench your flames hoof and that is ICE *pulls out a tube of gas nitrogen and shoots it towards the roaring flames* Ha, come on wheres your come-back?

silly lightfool archer, can quench my flames, but i shall just make more, so much flame it shall become a roaring inferno that sucks in anything atround it in a desperate gasp for air! Your pathetic ice-cream-stream-scheme shall evaporate instantly under this hellish heat and the tube that fires it shall crack and melt with it! you, on the other hand, will become a pile of ash instantly, your skin, flesh, blood and bones disintegrating and blowing away on the summer breeze.....

**weaves healing on deadly**

Come on, hoof, Rush a torture, ruin a torture. You can't torture a pile of ashes.

Besides, I was planning on having fun with this little invader.

*stabs deadly*

 

Ha ha ha! How amusing! You think that my flames are so weak as to be absorbed by your firey shell? Mwa ha ha HA! MY flames are so powerful that you burn faster than you absorb my fire, so you burn anyway! MWA HA HA HA!

It's not the shell, but the flames. Besides, I have a ter'angreal that makes me immune to anything Hoofy might do.

It's a pretty good thought that Flame + Flame= Stronger flame.

 

There is only one thing that can quench your flames hoof and that is ICE *pulls out a tube of gas nitrogen and shoots it towards the roaring flames*

 

Do I see Deadly trying to come to my rescue? My hero!

Or, wait- you aren't aiming that nitrogen at ME are you?

No no no, I'm shooting them at Hoofs unatural flames. While yours are part of you being just way to hot.

Your ganging up on me! This is SO unfair! IM TELLING NAE!

 

*storms off to tell Nae, almighty dark mistress of Shayol Ghul*

 

Ps: Nae is still the ruler of SG, right? hard to keep track of all the coups and depositions

I can't wait to hear what Nae says. *snicker*

Who says i'm ganging up? I just had a debt to pay with Moon from awhile back. Now that the debts payed off I can go back to being nutral, which means i can help anyone I want without consequence!

Good, debt is paid.

 

*Stabs deadly*

 

Sorry, can't help it.

no one can learn without pain. The fear of being in pain makes you stronger, harder, It=s the strength of learning not to male the same mistake twice. Plus stabbing is a sign which means you are close to the person your stabbing. (I learned that fro Law and Order SVU) anyway, peace out!

Poet! Welcome! *stabs repeatedly*

 

All poets wandering into the Ghul must give a performance of Vogon Poetry, btw.

 

Aaaand . . . go!

I was gonna give a shot at writing a vogon bad poem, but realized I'm just not full of enough Vogonity to do so.

 

 

 

 

I couldn't even right any kind of poem besides this little one from a long time ago...

 

There was once a man from Peru

He dreamed he was eating his shoe

He woke with a fright

in the middle of the night

to find out that his dream came true

 

Yep thats as much poem as I can create.

*Wanders in with a Flaming Shot.* Ehm... don't kill me... I'm too cute and fluffy.

 

*Pouncetackles Nae.* Why all the stabbing?

Precedent.

I've heard it's an old charter or something.