309. When you are considering a WOT tattoo.

307. When you read the word "orcs" in a Tolkien work and it comes out as "trollocs" in your head.

 

Yeah, that happened last night. I was sleepy, but it was still funny.

I do that all the time!!

309. When you are considering a WOT tattoo.

 

yes. this IS going to happen. I just have to add it subtly in another tattoo lest the missus' and friends rail into me about my insane geekiness with WOT

310. *and for the double post* whenever you;re looking at rings at a fair or jewelry shop you KNOW you're keeping an eye open for two rings. A snake eating it's own tail and any kind of ring with a fox on it.

309. When you are considering a WOT tattoo.

 

Which I am right now.

 

 

(ok, this one isn't really obsessed with WoT as much as obsessed with DM.)

 

311. When you read a reference to Egwene and think "they spelled Elgee wrong" :facepalm: This happened to me today.

I don't know if I posted this one here yet so...

 

312. When you are considering trying to knit a Weave XD

309. When you are considering a WOT tattoo.

 

Yeah, I'll get one eventually.

 

Mills, you changed your avatar!

313. When you realize your annual re-read of WoT is way overdue, and now won't be finished by the time AMOL comes out, and you have a minor panic attack.

 

Kinda did this yesterday, lol

I don't know if I posted this one here yet so...

 

312. When you are considering trying to knit a Weave XD

 

I still remember this. :)

 

 

311. When you read a reference to Egwene and think "they spelled Elgee wrong" :facepalm: This happened to me today.

 

LOL!

 

314. When you come THIS close to telling a difficult client "Don't make me set the Sword Captain on you!".

315. When you read a reference to Callandor and think "they spelled calendar wrong"

Or Shauna, if you read calendar and think they spelled Callandor wrong. xD

307. When you read the word "orcs" in a Tolkien work and it comes out as "trollocs" in your head.

 

Yeah, that happened last night. I was sleepy, but it was still funny.

I do that all the time!!

 

I'm not the only one! xD

I just read through 17 pages of this, so you bet a thought of a lot in that time...

 

317. When you divert your eyes from bald women

 

^can't believe no one thought of this, it's actually happened to me!^

 

318. When you refer to zebras as razors

 

319. When you refer to elephants as boar-horses or s'redit

 

320. When you refer to ogres as ogiers

 

321. When you refer to trolls as trollocs

 

323. When you refer to cacti as segade plants

 

324. When you have this (front: http://i50.tinypic.com/24g4rht.jpg back: http://i50.tinypic.com/15yvvdh.jpg ) on a shirt (I do!)

 

325. When you're playing Risk, and one guy was camped in Australia the entire time. When he finally emerges, you say to the guy in Asia "I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"

 

326. When you're playing Altered Beast on Sega Genesis (http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/143324-alteredbeast.jpg) and the monster in the bottom-centre is exactly what a grolm looks like in your mind. (Probably the only one who gets this)

 

327. When after reading the entire series twice, you FINALLY google what it means to 'box someone's ears'

 

328. When you see WoT abbreviations absolutely EVERYWHERE (EX. ipod is I Path of Daggers)

329. When your first thought on looking at the picture mentioned in 326 is "why is that wolf biting Perin?" ... lol

 

Nice t-shirt, Danjaman!

330: When instead of saying "Life sucks then you die" you say "The Wheel weaves as the Wheel Wills" - I did this the other day.

331 - If everytime you meet a really annoying sexist woman you think they'd be perfect for the Red Ajah.

332 - When you nearly call that annoying young girl at work who thinks they know it all Egwene.

333 - If when playing a board game and it's your turn to roll the dice you say It's time to roll the dice - or if you can remember it - Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.

334 - When you wonder if that mysterious suspicious bloke who keeps himself to himself is Demandred.

335 - If when trying to agree a name for your soon to be born child, you wonder if you can persuade your partner that Rand for a boy and Birgitte for a girl would be fantastic.

336 - You vow that your daughter will not grow up to have an attitude like Nynaeve, Egwene, Elayne or 99.9% of the other AS but will be as strong and confident as them.

337 - You try (without success) to find a ring with a Raven and a fox on it.

338 - You hope your son grows up to be as strong as Perrin, as lucky as Mat and as influential as Rand

339 - Every time you drop a plate you wonder if it's one of the missing seals

340 - You keep checking how many days there are until AMOL is released.

341 - You keep checking whether there are any decent WOT computer games and wonder if Blizzard can be persuaded to make Wheel of Time MMORPG when they've finished with World of Warcraft.

342:

 

339 - Every time you drop a plate you wonder if it's one of the missing seals

 

.... oh thanks EVER so much. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, now you've gone and put THAT thought into my head. *glares and tugs braid*

340 - You keep checking how many days there are until AMOL is released.

<.< >.>

342:

 

339 - Every time you drop a plate you wonder if it's one of the missing seals

 

.... oh thanks EVER so much. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, now you've gone and put THAT thought into my head. *glares and tugs braid*

 

Lol, thanks :)

 

340 - You keep checking how many days there are until AMOL is released.

<.< >.>

 

Thats great - I didn't know about this site :) Saved to favourites

343 - You see a woman with a shawl and wonder if she is Aes Sedai

344. When your sister is talking about gypsies and you can't help but say "Tinker" instead--even when you are making an effort to say "gypsy"

345. When your sister doesn't find this strange at all

346. When you see a painting of a young blonde woman and you immediately think its a painting of Elayne.