385) When the top of your hand starts to itch badly and your first thought is "oh crap a Dark Hound drooled on me!"

386) When you look at your WoT books and think they are in too good of a condition. 

387) when you spend an hour finding how change your minecraft skin to this (and succeding)

 

 

 

 

 

^*like*

388) When you drink water after brushing your teeth with mint toothpaste and stiffen up a little at the thought of a minty-tasting drink, but then think "Oh wait, I'm a Warder; I'm good!" (totally not me this morning <.< >.> )

 

389) When you have this conversation:

Nyan

It's kinda hard adapting to life in the city =p

 

Heart

which is why I stayed in a small town

coooooooooome heeeeeeeeeere :P

 

Nyan

XD

would be aawweeesooome

unfortunately Picco doesnt poop gold like in the fairytales :P

And your "small town" is prolly my definition of the grand city

XD

 

Heart

hahahha

Baerlon

 

Nyan

ahahahaa

thats perfectly normal heart :P

390) And when this convo occurs not long later:

 

Nyan

NOOO RAAAIIN brb

 

Arez

LURVES RAIN!!

It's sooo sooothing

 

Heart

hey it's raining here too

 

Arez

and caaalming

it's actually not raining here O_O

 

Heart

rain is healing

 

Arez

I'm feeling left out..

 

Heart

refreshing

 

Arez

why is there no rain here..

 

Heart

because we stole it all?

 

Arez

evil..

 

Heart

or the person using the bowl of winds hates you

 

Arez

That might be more accurate..

 

 

Heart

oh

btw

whoever has been using the Bowl of Winds is drunk

too much oosquai

because it was

one sec need to convert in my head...

 

Nyan

whats the weather been like, crazy?

 

Heart

around 26 C here yesterday

and around 4 C here today

 

Nyan

wow

yeah we went from -temp to 20 C the other day

 

Heart

and it's been going up and down like that every few days for a few weeks now

391) When you are watching The Swiss Family Robinson for the first time in around 10 years and when the one pirate stays behind to see if the two boys and the gal hid in the bamboo, you say out loud "Narg wait. Narg smart."

387) when you spend an hour finding how change your minecraft skin to this (and succeding)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh nice.  Here is mine.

 

 

 

392. When you realize that Today, April 30, is the day that the Trollocs are going to attack. (aka "winternight")

393. When someone from Texas joins and you immediately think: we're allowing Seanchan in the WT/W these days?

394. When you see the abbreviation BT in a work email, and immeadiately think of the Black Tower

 

395. When you see someone with the surname Kingseller, and keep misreading it as Kinslayer or Kingslayer

393. When someone from Texas joins and you immediately think: we're allowing Seanchan in the WT/W these days?

Hey!

 

No, wait... you're right. 

396) when you keep reading 

 

1/Do = 1/dark one and wondering if the darkone can be defeated by math?

397. When you see your friends acting weird and you think that they are like Mat and Birgitte.

 

398. When you get someone to read the prologue of Eye of the World and they say "so Dragonmount is a mount" (more DM related)

 

399. When you plan to make something with wot characters' names, upload it to fb and then tag your friends as wot characters.

 

400. When you don't want to add RL friends on FB because they don't understand wot references.

 

401. When people ignore you because they know you can easily start talking about wot and never stop.

402. When one of the reasons you want to join Facebook is to get all the WoT jokes.

403. When the other is to talk to DMers.

404. When you seriously consider saying Aes Sedai next time someone asks you what you want to be when you grow up.

 

@Starrik- if you joined fb, ask BB to add you to secret guild

405. When explains Game of Thrones to someone you start talking about the game of houses and only realise when you mention Daes Damar

 

Shhh that place doesn't exist. It's a secret

406 When you say 'Blood and bloody Ashes' every time you get angry!

407. When you say outloud that you want to weave a Keeping around a puzzle so that no one can disturb (yes a barrier would work better but I said Keeping :P )

408.) When you find someone with a WoT character name IRL and instantly post that information to Facebook.

409. When this is your first response upon seeing the picture

410. When, while getting a manicure the person states "oh, snake ring?", your instant response is "oh, it's my Aes Sed...well, yes. It's a snake ring" and quickly find something else to focus on...

411. when one of the girls in your class has a snake bracelet that has colorful eyes and everytime you look at her you whisper Aes Sedia.......

 

(she didnt get it but her reaction was worth it :P)

412. I just shrieked at my Facebook in outrage and went all hackles raised and stuff, ROAWWR

 

 

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