210. When you go past the exit for Moraine, Oh, and assume it say Moiraine and joke to yourself that there must be a Lan, Ohio too...

You feel uneasy when a group of women turn simultaneously to look at you. Oh, wait - that's universal.

210. When you go past the exit for Moraine, Oh, and assume it say Moiraine and joke to yourself that there must be a Lan, Ohio too...

 

When you misread this post to say 'Moiraine' and think, 'Light! There's actually a place called Moiraine?'... then you realise your mistake, and just have to run a search in Google Maps to see if there actually is a place called Moiraine...

213. When you go through and post so many WoT Lolz

214. When you stand in front of the mirror for ages trying to raise just one eyebrow. (I just can't do it!)

 

215. When you spend ages online trying to find long silky fringing for your shawl.

216. When you start having WoT dreams that, in one case of a near-nightmare, feature Elaida singing LotR soundtracks in Enya's stead... *shudder*

217. When you wake up from a dream saying "I know how to seal the Bore!!!" and then realize it was a stupid dream and the Bore was sealed with gaffa tape.

218. When you have a silver serpent ring, but still consider getting the gold one to be more accurate. Despite the fact that it costs something like $2000, and you hate yellow gold.

 

215. When you spend ages online trying to find long silky fringing for your shawl.

 

 

 

here!

O.O Thanks Charis... that's the best I've seen! Definately will invest once I have a bit more money for shipping.

When you finish 15 books in 2 months and then wondor what there is to die for other than the Last Battle wich doesnt exist in this world......Or does it?

\

220. When asked what you want for your birthday you reply: an Aes Sedai ring and bow and arrows please (this birthday's gonna rock!)

221. When you see Inception and think "n00bs, Eg would kick their collective asses in the dreamworld"

BAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Mish! You make me laugh

Yes, I just did that, we were watching it now (darn good movie btw) and that thought just floated trough my head sometime during the movie... And then, my first thought after that was to post it here *giggles*

222. When promising something, you say "Under the Light and by my hope of salvation and rebirth..."

223. When you get a badly worded email of complaint that has some really nasty stuff in and the first thing you notice is it contains 'Wot' and you think cool, Wheel of Time - rather than rude and illiterate text speak spelling fool.

207. When you're at work and say, "She looks like a bloody Tinker", and realize the second it slips your tongue that no one understands.

 

But I do.

224. You REALLY want to send your trouble-making students to the Mistress of Novices.

225. You do 207 for the third time and someone sitting next to you bursts out laughing. You then realize you have at least one co-worker that reads WoT!

226. When you are walking and see a sign in a window, bright read with white lettering, which says "TOH" and you spend the rest of the walk wondering what this sign might mean, and trying to think of what you have done to acquire toh recently....

 

(Mixing Aiel and Seanchan there :P )

227. When someone says the word "toe" and you hear "toh"

228. When a friend (whom isn't all that into reading and hasn't read dm) actually understands the basic idea of dm (complete with all of the staff structure and mafia), knows what it means and offers congrats when an Empy has been one, and is going to be reading at least the first WoT book over the summer, all because you babble about it all of the time :P

229. When you read any of these items and are not the LEAST bit concerned for the mental stability of any and all members of this group.

230. When you talk to friends from this site far more often than you talk to friends in the "real world" (namely my Bonded :P )