He promised me a drunk post.

 

Do people still like Angelina Jolie? She's old news.

Angelina is hot, but she'll never visit DM. I, on the other hand, is both sexy and willing to participate in getting to know you bastards. I was having a friendly chat on facebook (no, you may not add me) with the COBWOT and he decides to make this thread. Basically, I miss Chillz. And the cosmic is getting way to cool for you guys.

oh, good. you found somebody to play with.

I'm not sure if Cindy is conflating Hax and Barmy, which is understandable, or if she is talking about me.

 

Nevertheless I was hoping Hax would nominate a female alternative to Angelina for me to critique.

i wouldn't recommend getting to know me, at least. though i am a bastard.

the plea for kivam's attention was started by the hax persona, but i'm not sure how i could conflate here.

 

and now he has found you to play with. so.

Go ahead and critique cindy.

maybe you should try for something more difficult? god's pre-critiqued me.

Oh wait. I thought it was Barmy trying to play with Kivam. So that's okay.

 

*critiques Cindy in detail*

ouch. that's mean to do to an old woman.

 

what is this Chillz Hax misses?

an old member, also BA. Last I heard he played guitar, so no doubt he has come to a bad end.

could have been worse. could have been a drummer.

I like that I'm mythical.

that's what interested me in the thread.

It's because you're really Barmy having an out-of-body experience.

everyone must tear away the curtains today... it has been a wicked day.

 

i would rather pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. let the poor souls keep their anonymity, cruel panda man, please.

Cindy, you're delightfully weird! =)

thank you, Haxorsist. that must mean it's way past my bedtime. please don't play too rough, i am fond of you both.

Cindy, as much as I admire your poeticism, this is SG. We do not pity poor souls.

It's because you're really Barmy having an out-of-body experience.

 

Why are my out of body experiences in Snoreway of all places?

it is a poor soul who cannot pity, evil panda.

 

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is it for the lutefisk, barm?

Everybody knows Snoreway is in Scotland.

Oh well Scotland is cool. I like Scotland.

so for the freedom of kilts, then. that makes much more sense.

I had to do some serious damage control on facebook this morning.