Welcome to this tainty place called the Black Tower. I´m one of the Storm Leaders of the Shadow. If you have any questions just come to me. I don´t give out brownies but someone else might come around and give you some.

 

So tell us about yourself. Why have you decided to join this madhouse?

Hua! Get this Fade some Brownies!!!

*offers Morriden a plate of Tainted Browies*

 

You don't give out brownies anymore, Tina?

 

I think you fit perfectly in the Light, Morriden.

welcome welcome welcome!

*offers Morriden a plate of Tainted Browies*

 

You don't give out brownies anymore, Tina?

 

I think you fit perfectly in the Light, Morriden.

 

You know who Morriden is in the books, right?

I do. No one has been in the Shadows that long that he can't return to the Light. I think he will, to be honest.

plus, too beautiful to be truly evil. and a snazzy dresser.

I think he will remember love, when Rand reminds him about it. Love and Shadow don't go together.

you have clearly never seen dark shadows. barnabus was as capable of love as any. as is moridin.

Welcome to the Black Tower!

He's not a fade, and in the books its spelled Moridin. In any case, welcome. Now we have another thread to spam to death :D

(people have to be creative with the spelling to get popular nicknames. or maybe hooked on phonics)

Psssshhhh. Don't use your logic on me. Also, up there, were you arguing about what faction the newbie should choose, or what's going to happen to moridin in AMOL?

Both.

Welcome to teh Taint. No more protection for you!

WOO! A newcomers thread to spam that isn't mine!

 

*Blows up table with accidental, excited burst of saidin*

 

Whoops...good thing that belonged to the office and not me. *grins sheepishly*

 

Welcome to the Tainted side. We're way cooler than the Dark Side because we have brownies instead of just cookies.

*looks at the furniture replacement budget*

 

Yeah, we're gonna have to start charging soon when that happens...

Let's stop spamming until Morriden has seen this thread...

*spasms*

*shares a muscle relaxant*

*needs*

 

*takes*

 

*feels bad*

 

*gives back*

you were just testing the quality?

just testing his willpower. good on ya. chammomile tea and a hot bath will work fine.

Karma karma karma karma karma chameeeeeeleon!

*goes looking for Morriden*

 

It´s alright, you can come out from your hiding place. These crazy people won´t hurt you...