I don't. If I did, I would've said that you wanted to. Now I say this:

 

The only problem is, Locke, Ed doesn't want to.

What are all those guys looking at so intently as they wave their arms all over the place?

Me.

Only the top row is, all the others are reading cue cards I'm fairly sure. Except that one guy, he's spinning like a ballerina so it just looks like he's looking left.

If Ed wanted to, he could make 3% of the world's population 8% happier.

 

That'll take longer than the usual 5 mins...

 

I have faith.

5 points @ Despot. I'd seen the pic, but that caption made me lol.

ROFL!

Perhaps I should try for some chemistry jokes...though a lot of them are college level and I don't want to go too far over anyone's head. Let's start with something simple.

 

 

If H₂O is the chemical formula for water, what is the chemical formula for ice?

 

H₂O³

 

(get it? it's water "cubed")

 

*rolls uncontrollably on the floor laughing*

I like it but technically shouldn't it be (H₂O)³? It's been a long time so I could be waaaay off.

I said 'screw chemistry' and took physics instead. Much more entertaining.

Really liked both. Chemistry for blowing things up, Physics for seeing how the pieces move.

I also liked Physics more then Chemistry.

Only problem is teh chem teacher at my school sucks. And chem isnt as math-based. I'm very left-brained.

I had the same teacher for both. He was head of the Science dept. Physics is generally more fun because it is more hands on. Chem is generally more book, less lab due to expense, liability. Which is wrong cause it should be more lab.

My physics class (honors) was all formulas and algebra. I loved it. I'm really looking forward to AP physics next year.

We did all the math fun, but then we got to make things to test principles. some were very enjoyable.

i went with words... managed well enough with the math as long as it was in letters like algebra or words like geometry... but the numbers, ouch.

I stopped taking any of those sorts of classes after junior year in high school. FST (Functions, Statistics, and Trigonometry) was my last math class, and I dropped Physics after a couple of weeks of it.

 

I like algebra, but I definitely don't go out of my way to do math if I don't have to, and the little math that I have to do for my macroeconomics class (which is boring) is enlaming me.

I don't think I'll like Chemistry, but I'm taking it next year anyway.

it's all math, and memorization.... at least the first two weeks before i put my head down on the desk and gave up were.

 

i think you will be very good at it.

Really? Those are my two best skills. >.>

to the best of my recollection, which is limited. all formulas and... one of the chemmy people can explain better, but it's definitely a right brain thing. ... as imprcise and silly as that term actually is, it's understood to mean mathy and spacey and timey, so. yeah, i think it's your subject.

I'm not very good spacey though. *needs one of those diagonal emoticons*