"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

*groan* lol

Eddie, seriously, remind me to kill you...

That was bad.

 

 

I shall deduct points.

Eddie, seriously, remind me to kill you...

 

Oh, I figured you'd love it the most. XD

Yeah, I was pretty sure that was at least half directed at me.

Ed, that is truly terrible.

I'm campaigning for Ed to win the next Empy Award for funniest member. In fact, I think I might commission Nyn to make up some posters.

I found it quite funny.

 

 

Not lol funny mind you, not even chuckle funny, but it fell right in between "Ed must die" and "I smiled"

but not 2funy...

I worry about you sometimes, Bro.

Rock bottom has nothing to offer me. I intend to go further.

I'm campaigning for Ed to win the next Empy Award for funniest member. In fact, I think I might commission Nyn to make up some posters.

 

Yeah, that's about on par with the quality of humour that the previous winners have presented.

I'm not gonna start another thread for even more lame stuff, so here you go:

 

Little Johnny goes over to little Billy's house and rings the bell. His mother answers and Johnny asks if Billy can come and play war in the street with his friends. Billy's mother says to Johnny "you know Billy doesn't have any arms or legs". Johnny replies "I know, but we want to use him as a sandbag".

I wonder how many of these things that Eddie keeps posting are from Tumblr... They have the same flavor... He can't even come up with this, he has to borrow it, so don't shun him too much... it shows that he makes a good sheep

When you show me a piece of graphic art you have done completely from scratch, on your own, I'll consider not posting amusing things I find on Tumblr (it's not hard to right click and see that, yes, they are from Tumblr).

Coloring isn't from scratch.

 

I'm campaigning for Ed to win the next Empy Award for funniest member. In fact, I think I might commission Nyn to make up some posters.

 

Yeah, that's about on par with the quality of humour that the previous winners have presented.

 

I see what you did there. >_<

I'm campaigning for Ed to win the next Empy Award for funniest member. In fact, I think I might commission Nyn to make up some posters.

 

Yeah, that's about on par with the quality of humour that the previous winners have presented.

 

I see what you did there. >_<

 

Point Hax.

When you show me a piece of graphic art you have done completely from scratch, on your own, I'll consider not posting amusing things I find on Tumblr (it's not hard to right click and see that, yes, they are from Tumblr).

Coloring isn't from scratch.

 

 

Point Ed

Here's eclipse yet again going for the completely original joke. Oh wait....

*licks verbal on the face*

 

*coughs out a hairball*

Eww. After licking your butt, that's just wrong.

 

*vomits*