i would feel bad about your bonding thread being spammed.... but it's your bonding thread, and could happen no other way.

 

seriously, though, you need to write some vows, and a nice ceremony and stuff.

Nice. Sounds like chocolate overload. Evilly DELICIOUS!!!!!!

mawth gets it. totally. and easy to make. and evil easily amplified by adding candy to the mix... so good, so bad.

That recipe sounds WICKED Cindy. I never thought of putting chocolate on top and just letting it melt. (Mr. Burns voice) exxcelllent.

i promise it will speed your demise. and it's too easy to mess up. and it has the structural integrity to hold well over 4 cups of added chocolate chunks or chips of candy bar bits (fun size snickers, srsly, or caramellos, or... lord help me, ic an think of too many possibilities) or marshamllows or... taint. or any evil thing you can think of.

untainted, but still evil, brownies - add taint as desired.

 

 

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melt 1 - 1/4 cups butter or margarine, and beat with 4 cups sugar.

 

one by one, beat in 8 eggs. don't over-beat, just get them combined well.

 

stir in 2 teaspoons vanilla (i don't care what anybody says, good fake vanilla tastes better when baked than real vanilla; the real stuff is too delicate to hold up to the heat. it's your call, though.)

 

whisk together 2 cups flour, 1 - 1/4 cups cocoa, and 1 teaspoon salt, and stir into egg mixture until just combined.

 

stir in 2 cups chopped nuts (walnuts are classic, but use what you like; pecans are excellent) and 2 cups chopped good chocolate, or chocolate chips (white chocolate chips look pretty here but don't add much in the way of flavor, or evil). other interesting optional additions are peanut-butter cups, or peppermint patties, or any other delicious little candy things you enjoy, poked down into the batter.

 

bake in greased, at least 3" deep, 13 x 9 pan (or a 2" deep 15 x 10 pan, if you don't want to fully commit to evil) at 325 degrees.

 

13 x 9 will be done in about an hour. 15 x 10 in 40 - 45 minutes.

 

when done, brownies should still be fairly gooey in the center, and will never pass a cake test; they should be just set, like a firm custard or pumpkin pie; very slightly wobbly, but not too jiggly. if they've poofed up and cracked on top, they're overdone for my taste, but if you cut off the edges, they'll still be yummy. and you can crumble up the crunchy edges to use in ice cream cakes, or what have you.

 

if you truly wish to please the dark one, cover the top of the still hot, just baked brownies with chocolate bars or chocolate chips. in about 10 minutes, the chocolate will have melted so that you can take a knife and smooth it over the top like a candy coating. score the top while the chocolate is still a little soft, so that you can cut the brownies more easily when they're cool.

 

 

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to make these less evil, substitute 1 - 1/4 cups unsweetened apple sauce for the butter, and 16 egg whites for the eggs. (i suppose you could reduce the sugar by at least 1 cup, but i haven't tried that yet.) skip the chocolate chips. these brownies will bake to a cake-like consistency, and will pass a cake test. when done, they'll be springy to the touch, and a straw or other cake tester poked into the center will come out almost clean. they are surprisingly moist and delicious, but really not as evil as they should be. the dark one would not be pleased. still, with some whipped cream and a little chocolate syrup, they seem naughty enough.

 

read: evil = good. QFT

 

awesome recipe, Cindy, that looks eerily similar to the recipe we stole from Talya, her famous Tainted Brownies...

 

I wonder if she'll reveal a secret pudding next...

....this is my recipe. i stole it from another source and finagled it a bit. taste of home tbh. the original was not tainted.

If you feel the need to spam about our bonding ceremony, do it in here. I don't want unrelated posts clogging up our RP.

oops, i'll delete it, sorry

Lol. I knew someone would ignore the description, but i didn't think it would be you.

i read it there first, sorry. i just had to wipe away a tear at you two boys having such a lovely bonding. sorry.

There could have been third party commentary, like at a sports match.

lol no problem.

Lol. I knew someone would ignore the description, but i didn't think it would be you.

 

Cindy spams everything.

Where is the ceremony at?

so this is the one we can spam

 

One paragraph and I'm already tearing up :P

The thread is just at the Main Board.

 

And it's Maw's turn.

*collapses in laughter* Ley, are you sure you've never watched teh princess bride?

I know right?!?!?!? But shhhhh don't tell him any more!!

Alright, alright...

 

*wipes tears from eyes*

 

Ley, make sure you are at teh movie night, aight?

*collapses in laughter* Ley, are you sure you've never watched teh princess bride?

 

Yes. I'm only fifteen, and I've disliked movies for years, just like I disliked music for years. Both without a reason, and very much.

Yes, I'm there.

I laughed at the three circles thing. In Garfield it was always Odie had to make thre circles and then lay down and go to sleep.

Ooooooooh I really can't wait now :P

 

Mawth I'm glad I'm not the only one that laughed until tears came at that :P

it is for the best that i am not allowed to spam there because i can think of no way to respond appropriately to the... sword ceremony.