it means nothing to tainted mad-people, and is nothing to worry yourself about.

 

just takes a few dozen brownies to get used to.

BROWNIES?? WHERE??? *starts digging into ground with spoon* WHEREEE? D:

Everywhere. But especially wherever Talya is.

 

Did I welcome you already?

 

I think i did, but if not, welcome.

don't panic, all you can eat, here ya go...

 

talya's are good, but mine are waaaaaaay taintier....... and thousands of times more evil.......

 

 

plus, mine are always here, and always ready. whereas talya has a life.

DANGIT STOP POSTING DELICIOUS LOOKING FOOD!

 

 

 

I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!

and hey, how about a little ice cream with those?

 

nyeeeeeh...

is there anything else i can get anyone?

i'm good now. I actually have a brownie.

i do not. but i have had many in the past and the sense memory is enough.

Welcome! I've sent you in to the Admins, so it shouldn't be long now before you have full access.

welcome! i'm so pleased you found it!

 

it took me quite a while to find my own... it often does.

 

you should take your time and check out all the threads while you're wating for access to the hidden boards. there's an awful lot going on. and please, ask anything on your mind, we live to serve.

 

No, that are the Aes Sedai. We live to guard.

 

Everywhere. But especially wherever Talya is.

 

Did I welcome you already?

 

I think i did, but if not, welcome.

 

I think you didn't, because you are always late.

 

DANGIT STOP POSTING DELICIOUS LOOKING FOOD!

 

 

 

I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!

 

What's your favorite food IRL?

I WANT BROWNIES SO BAD RIGHT NOW!!!! with ice cream, sprinkled with m&ms and hershey cookies and cream, and a tall glass of cold milk, OMYGOD THIS IS NOT HELPING!

learn to take your sustenance and joy from the virtual noms before you. it will speed the madness.

yes, master. I shall practice my noms.

 

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

 

*bring platter of brownies with icecream and m&ms* NOM

*platter has disappeared*

excellent. but grand high exalted mystic ruler will do for now.

I WANT BROWNIES SO BAD RIGHT NOW!!!! with ice cream, sprinkled with m&ms and hershey cookies and cream, and a tall glass of cold milk, OMYGOD THIS IS NOT HELPING!

 

*hands over a plate of Brownies*

 

*eats all the Brownies before DD can do that*

BULLY! and yes grand high exalted mystic ruler

*dives in leyrann's stomachs and eats not yet chewed or digested brownies because he ate them too fast* :) so there.

for the last time, kids - the brownies are magically replenishing, they will never run out, no matter how many you eat. they are triple tainted, ultra sugar-butter-cocoaed, and will be provided in a multitude of varieties.

 

so enjoy, and have no anxiety. you will not lack for brownies. ever. all will be well.

 

 

and some reeses brownies - and btw, when you bake brownies, you can shove any candy you like into them things, and... ok, call your dentist first, you'll need the appointment... but it will be so worth it...

 

and some ice cold milk to settle y'all down

 

I like this one Cindy. I say he e keep him.

 

Whoa peanut butter cup Brownies......YUM.

Need caramel. Then they be perfect.

her. but yes, we have to keep her.

for maw, caramel brownies

 

 

and the money shot: