This is my friend in real life whom I have convinced to try WoT and I dragged him here so he could meet you awesome people and want to read WoT even more :D so yeah he's going to start reading as soon as possible (that one guy joined just for the mafia so my buddy's who's gonna read it can be here too! :P )

 

So welcome Uncle Rat :D

 

Anything you'd like all of them to know?

 

Enjoy the Tainted brownies and have fun!!!

 

You are about to see so much spam you shall be amazed

 

HIT IT GUYS!!!!

well these said tainted brownies sound good from what i have been told

Welcome to the madness! *hands some tainted brownies*

Welcome to the Black Tower, Uncle Rat! We can never get enough of the Great Lords spies in here. I´m the M´Hael, Faction Leader of the Shadow. If you have any questions please come to me.

 

Tell us a bit about yourself. How much have you read of the WoT? Any favorite characters? Where do you live? Can I have the code and the key to your house? What did AH have to do to get you here? Did she only offer craziness and brownies or did she threaten to balefire you if you wouldn´t obey? Can you buy the poor girl some dinner?

Welcome to the Black Tower :D

 

Home of spam and tainted brownies (which are vair delicious when you eat them together).

welcome

Welcome, newcomer. We hope you enjoy your stay... As you won't ever be leaving

Tina, did you read the first paragraph of my post at all :P

 

here Rat have some brownies

 

*winks at everyone else*

Welcome! The Taint is strong with this one, I tried to welcome him and my browser crashed.

 

Though I partially blame the fact that I'm using Safari and hotel internet.

 

Hmmm...that's the caffeine talking...Welcome to our Tainted Abode!

Welcome! The Taint is strong with this one, I tried to welcome him and my browser crashed.

 

lol. Welcome, Uncle Rat!

Welcome! The Taint is strong with this one, I tried to welcome him and my browser crashed.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Welcome to the den of madness!

 

Remember, the Shadow is your friend

*Flinches* Rey, your siggy is going to give someone a seizure. Looks cool though! :P

*Flinches* Rey, your siggy is going to give someone a seizure. Looks cool though! :P

 

Why thank you

 

Just trying to wake people up haha

I didn't notice teh flashing until i read AHs post for some reason.

I didn't notice teh flashing until i read AHs post for some reason.

 

Currently using the tamer one.

 

This is the crazy one:

 

Welcome Uncle Rat. *sees Brownies, stuffs 2 in my mouth* You are gonna love it here. If we can get this much craziness out of AH, "just another walk in the park, Kazansky."

 

Enjoy your descent into Madness.

jeez. That would give someone a seizure.

It gave me an eye twitch. Maybe that was the Brownies?

Your eye isn't twitching Turin. You're just insane.

 

Oh. Thanks for the heads-up Ayla

No problem :D

 

*nabs brownie and runs off cackling*

*Smiles after daughter, looks at the new siggy* ah much nicer *sees the old one again* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

*Smiles after daughter, looks at the new siggy* ah much nicer *sees the old one again* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

 

I soooo badly wanna keep the old one

It's a safety hazard