Good for you. Crikey, was it actually still alive?

No it was just the muscles loosening and twitching as they thawed but it was still Frankenstein as hell

Oh, ok, that's not so bad then...

 

*faints*

 

 

It always amazes me how many NZers are here on DM

Lol I'm always surprised when I see Australian too.

 

I think I've seem almost equal Aus' and NZ' ers in my short time here. Not that I always check though....

I'm Australian.

 

On the subject of eels, I read a Young James Bond book called Silverfin about a mad scientist who tried to create an army of eel-human hybrid supersoldiers, and he dumped the waste from his genetic research into the eel-infested lake his laboratory sits in the middle of. Needless to say, the weld became larger, hungrier and angrier, eating several people.

there are also a surprising number of Texans.

there are also a surprising number of Texans.

Which is nearly as big as Australia.

There are also a surprising number of nerds.

 

 

 

*pokes all the Aussies and Kiwis with a VERY sharp stick*

Im pretty sure that's illegal to do to a protected species ed. In fact im pretty sure what you just did was illegal on any species anywhere

Go Team Australia :) (except in the cricket, where apparently we suck currently).

There are also a surprising number of nerds.

 

 

 

*pokes all the Aussies and Kiwis with a VERY sharp stick*

 

*return thwaps Ed with Tane Mahuta*

 

Oops...*gazes in consternation at the pancake resembling Ed* Ummm...

she'll be right!

(maybe)

 

*scratches head and quickly leaves the scene of the crime saving the world*

 

Im pretty sure that's illegal to do to a protected species ed. In fact im pretty sure what you just did was illegal on any species anywhere

 

YEAH!!!! Talk about cruelty to animals. *ruffles feathers indignantly*

 

*pecks sharply with long beak*

 

XD

Lol. Kiwis may have long beaks but emus are more intimidating and a roo would disembowel with a moments notice =P

Nawww, but you wouldn't...

 

*does kiwi eyes*

Emu's are ugly

Emu's are ugly

 

Come over here and say that!

I would except I'd feel violated just looking at your country let alone standing in it

 

 

 

Not when they are young lol

Lol I sense battle lines being drawn......

 

Statistically speaking many of your countrymen don't share or get over the feelings of violation when they move here in numbers.

LoL you're just jealous. Try again ;)