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My Life Is Average

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A thread for all of those "D'oh!" moments in life.

 

Today I ate soup, but forgot to turn the burner off in time. Therefor it was burnt soup. My life is average.

Today I was making delicious ramen noodles with my water heater. I waited ten minutes so that the water could boil, and went to go make them. I couldn't figure out for 5 mins why the water wasn't boiling. I hadn't even turned it on... thank god I am not a blond.

A thread for all of those "D'oh!" moments in life.

 

Today I ate soup, but forgot to turn the burner off in time. Therefor it was burnt soup. My life is average.

 

 

Today I was making delicious ramen noodles with my water heater. I waited ten minutes so that the water could boil, and went to go make them. I couldn't figure out for 5 mins why the water wasn't boiling. I hadn't even turned it on... thank god I am not a blond.

 

I could have done both of these. But today I managed to make tacos, one of the few things I can cook without failing.

I got up, went to the Doctor for meds, took a Rorschach test, went to work, came home, had coffee. My suckly life is average XP

I dragged myself out of bed with a mega sunstroke, ate breakfast, chopped some firewood, went straight back to bed...

 

I hate those days!

Today I woke up early, had coffee, opened up at work, had more coffee with Amanda, worked, came home, got more coffee, watched some Gossip Girl.

 

Man I love my coffee. MLIA!

today i woke up, thought about the possibility of getting to work, barely made it through the shower, and came back here.

 

woo hoo.

 

and yay, UPS.

 

exciting day.

Today I woke up to my dog barking, I, without thinking, pictured her being quiet and laying down on her bed and tried to send the image to her. She then stopped barking and layed down. MLIA

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