be welcome and spam!

please, enjoy the ever replenishing supply of super tainted brownies.

 

eat as many as you can so the madness will settle into your soul quickly.

 

Wow... is this more than the usual for new members?

and WELCOME to the Black Tower

 

May you always find madness and tainted brownies

Wow... is this more than the usual for new members?

 

 

it is statistically improbable, but we'll accept it at face value.

 

 

please, caws... strife... tell us about yourself, and why you came to the BT.

Hello :)

 

*taints*

AHA! I couldn't figure out why i couldn't post. Then i realized i had gotten signed out.

 

 

Mmm tainted brownies.

So any suggestions of where i should start reading other than the BT website, regarding things i should know?

Welcome to the BT and may you see more tainted brownies in the future.

So whaddya all do around here for fun? Besides eating taint-filled brownies? O.O

.... things you should know...

 

well to start, all you really need to know is we likes spam lotsa spam.

 

you should probably just go through the main board and check out the threads that catch your eye, post where you;ve a mind to.

 

adn remember to post on the january roll call (and all the roll calls thereafter), cause that gets you 10 points and keeps you on the active rolls.

 

not a lot of other requirements, except to have fun.

 

start a thread or two if ya like.

 

visit the 100,000 post thread and make a contribution of your own there.

 

and did i mention spam?

 

there are some kind of more complicated things involved once you start thinking about getting promoted, or fighting one power battles and such, but first i'd say just... acclimate.

 

get to know the place and the people.

 

and wait on the admins to get you access to the hidden boards so you can really be bewildered.

 

but you'll be well tainted by then and hopefully won;t mind the confusion.

So whaddya all do around here for fun? Besides eating taint-filled brownies and crack O.O?

 

just the brownies, please.

 

 

we spam. we play games. we ....

 

someone else jump in here, i'm dealing with a cat.

That's pretty much all you need to know. The best way to learn is by experience.

SPAM?

And yeah i visited the 100,000 thread O.o

our favorite cip

Oh good. I'm gunna like it here.

 

The dress changes colors!

Interesting. But can it be two colours at once?

have some more brownies and it can.

Welcome Cawstrife. Just look around and read the threads and add your own craziness to ours and you will find this is a very friendly little place where we just have fun.

and tainted and mad and.... heavy on the metal and math for some reason, though I do neither much.

Welcome to the Black Tower. I´m M´Hael, Faction Leader of the Shadow. If you have any questions just send me or any of the above a PM. We are crazy but friendly. Most of us at least... Some people bite but you will learn who they are. Tell us a bit about yourself. Why did you decide to join this madhouse? Are you nuts? Do you have a favorite asha´man?

 

 

Please, do not mention drugs.

and some like to be bitten

 

room for everyone here

*welcomes another new member*

 

About that Metal, most people here who listen Metal listen good Metal. So no Metallica, but more Blind Guardian-like.