Is that an offer Fex?

 

Why of course it is.

 

If you have a preference, go for it.

Ithi i spose ure right its actually "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. "

Ithi you were too fast for me to be able to correct Dice. He can be excused since his mind is not totally his own at the present.

 

Do you still need a dance partner?

Wouldn't think of standing between those two.

Maybe next time Fex ...

 

Turin it would be a pleasure and I really shouldn't waste this lovely Tango Dress.

 

*twirls*

Ah the Tango, Excellent.*produces a single red rose with thorns and all(danger just adds spice to life) and extends it to Ithi* The dress is lovely.

 

shall we?

*Enters*

 

*Lights a cigar*

*Takes the rose and Turin's hand and is led masterfully into a serious Tango - considers pausing to watch Rey's Chocolate Dance - but then allows herself to be lost in the moment instead*

*Dances the Tango with Ithi to the best of his ability not making a single misstep until the music ends* That was wonderful. Your ability far exceeds mine.

 

Now we can both watch Rey do his dance.

Maybe dicey will find his way to learn that crazy dance.

Do mine ears deceive me?

 

Dancing?

 

Cigars are safer

Thank you Turin, I don't ever normally get to dance, and now I have had two dances in one Thread!

 

 

 

Aaaaw come on Rey, do the Chocolate Dance.

 

You created it after all ...

 

*offers chocolate cigar*

*Cues the music*

 

 

 

*Takes the Ithi's chocolate cigar and eats it*

 

*Proceeds to dance in like manner:*

 

:amused:

I think i made a mistake Turin!

 

they are all more interested in ME teaching THEM then in easing my suffering...

Must be your debonaire and dashing dice like personality lol.

 

Get on with your Task and quit your whinging lol.

But ITHI!!!! they arnt HELLLPPIINNNGGGG!!!

 

 

 

cries

Why dicey, maybe if you just came out with it and asked nicely, some of us may help you *smiles sweetly*

ok (grumble thought i had)

 

 

Song can u please teach me to do....sigh....the macerena

 

 

 

 

bangs head against wall

*laughs*

 

 

*extends tendrils of compulsion to make Dicey kneel before the Lighties and beg for their help in learning the Macarena*

 

 

 

There will be no mercy.

*considers taking pity on Dicey as he was recently burned to a crispier version of himself and took it so well*

 

How about if you let him off with just one lighty dancing with him?

Easier if someone taught him the okey cokey...

*looks at Turin*

 

:flatlook:

 

Ok Talya, the okey cokey will be acceptable ...

feels his knees start to bend....NO!! I Will! NOT!! KNEEL!!!!!

 

 

stands straight and defiant.

 

okey cokey? am i gonna be punished with some weird pommy dance now? and i use 'dance' loosely!

Ooooh the defiance in you. It's quite sweet really.

 

*walks over to Dicey and smiles and strokes his cheek with her hand*

 

Now ... To business.

 

You put your left knee DOWN

 

:devastatingsmileandoodlesofcompulsion: