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Infectious Friday

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Sweet Creator is it a good flippin day. I think I have eaten too many tainty brownies. Have some!

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All it took was a random thing. Standing at the bus stop and some random dude comes up, sticks his hand out for a hand shake. I shake his hand. He smiles slaps me on the shoulder and says 'have a good one'. Dumb struck. I honestly looked around for cameras or something and I just started laughing. My day has been frickin awesome since then. hahaha I think I am going mad. I feel positively giddy.

 

O_O what if I have been infected by something on his hand??? It was a gray man and I am slowly and surely slipping into darkness........................

I am infected!! *slaps the next one to post to spread the disease*

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*spreads the disease*

 

No, seriously thats weird when people do that... either they're just in a great mood, but I think its because they're hoping there's a 20 bucks note in your hand...

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*sings out*

 

s I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be

I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be

Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?

 

Ah, you're drunk,

you're drunk you silly old fool,

still you can not see

That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be

I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be

Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be

 

Ah, you're drunk,

you're drunk you silly old fool,

still you can not see

That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before

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*takes a massive gulp from his hip flask and offers it to Snow*

 

 

And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be

 

I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be

 

Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

 

Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be

 

 

Ah, you're drunk,

 

you're drunk you silly old fool,

 

still you can not see

 

That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me

 

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more

 

But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before

*Orders another pitcher for everyone*

 

And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be

I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be

Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be

 

Ah, you're drunk,

you're drunk you silly old fool,

still you can not see

They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before

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And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be

I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be

Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be

 

Ah, you're drunk,

you're drunk you silly old fool,

still you can not see

That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before

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IRC.......??? teh hell is that?

 

Let the week end BEGIN!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

PROST!!

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Saw the same dude again this morning from across the street. Got a big old wave. O_o Startin to wonder if I know this dude from somewhere? lol

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HA!

 

I did! lol. No one familiar. Maybe I am suffering early onset alzheimers. could be fun. Every day I meet new people!

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Nope. I had contaminated you. Enjoy the plague. Trust me, when the hallucinations start it's going to be AWESOME!

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