I have to put together the calendar for my department and I just seen that there is a mtg. of a bunch of execs with The DO. That's what it says. DO Meeting. 11:00 AM. He has broken free and is planning his world domination through the food service industry. I get it now! He is planning on infusing the taint into ALL our foods. O_O it's finally happening. If you do not want any taintiness do not eat at any US sporting venue, airport, national park or a few casinos we manage. The end is NIGH! Rejoice and despair! The End is NIGH!!!

XD

 

I have taken to eating KitKats at work ... because the Code to get them out of the Vending Machine is D0

 

 

I think Mills is correct.

SEE!! SEE!!! It's already started!

I work for the US government.

 

y'all are amateurs

Bwahahahaha!!!

 

Our Lord is finally awakening from his slumber to greet his trusted servants! Quick, everyone, go ahead and take positions. You got the banner up? Perfect. Okay, who's got the gift basket?

 

 

Okay come one people, step lively now, who's got the gift basket?!

 

...

 

WE CANNOT FORGET THE GIFT BASKET YALL DO AN EMERGENCY SEARCH!!! The Great Lord of the Dark just awoken from a 3 millenia long slumber, you KNOW he's gonna wanna snack on some stuffs from teh gift basket!!!

 

Find it NAOW!!!!!!!!

And Kit Kats are his favourites.

 

 

 

snickers are always acceptable

uhhhhh no. You guys have it all wrong. I KNOW his favorite is Milkyway Midnight. Uhhhhhh, DARK chocolate?? duh

 

I know the dark one personally. I'll ask which she prefers.

whoa O_O the DOs a she???

yes, a very lovely lady.

Elsewhere on DM I think.

 

 

 

She speaks!!

the dark one is everywhere

*looks in his pocket* Nope. That's a lie. I have no dark one in my pocket.

the dark one is intangible. and offscreen like Sauron most of the time.

 

she's there though.

if I can't see it how can it be there?

are you breathing air right now?

well yeah. BUT you can see air moving trees in the wind, see it in fog and hoare frost. In vaporous clouds of breath on a cold winter midnight.

You are not seeing the air - you are either seeing the effects of air/wind or water vapours in it.

and perhaps you see the effects the dark one has as she whispers her evil will....

You can see air though, or rather the stuff that makes up air, like oxygen and nitrogen - you just need a really powerful microscope.

mills might not have one of those...try squinting, mills.

Yes, but Millon did not say you can see molecules and atoms with an electron microscope or something similiar - just said you could see it with the naked eye, and you can't.