because you were too late, and i already did.

 

why does it matter anyway?

I am confused >_>

 

Why don't people stop and enjoy life often?

too busy

 

why isn't dinner done?

because i burned down the kitchen

 

why am i on fire?

failed to duck and roll

 

why am I awake?

The weight of the world is on your shoulders.

 

Why is it often hotter at 3 PM than it is at Noon?

because the sun is a [censored]

what word is under the [censored]?

There are many words that fall under the category of "censored" - whole books, in fact.

 

Why do so many people still insist on buying vinyl?

Because they feel superior to be rejecting materialism and technology that represents what they perceive to be a vapid culture.

 

Why is pie so good?

*to herself* I think I looov you.

 

Because it's sweet and tart and creamy and the contrast between the salty, crispy crust and the soft, sweet, succulent filling cannot be surpassed by any other dessert.

 

Why do some dentists persist in scraping their patients teeth, while others use the Cavitron? One makes your mouth feel like hamburger; the other is painless!

For the pie comment or for the answer to your question?

 

Some dentists don't want to do things the new fangled way. Maybe they don't want to buy a Cavitron.

 

Why does my computer pause every 10 seconds briefly? Argh....

Computers, like pets, often pick up on the habits of their owners

 

 

Why do funny cartoons always have to have that one character with the crazy obnoxious voice?

So that when the anvil or other misfortune befalls the character, the audience will feel intense joy.

 

Why is it legal to bet in the stock market, but not at dice?

Because George Bush hates black people

 

Why are my bathroom lights so BRIGHT?

so you can cleary tell if your poop is the right colour

 

why do you need to know the collour of your poop?

Well if it's black, you have a GI bleed and you best get some help.

 

Why am I having a sudden fit of listening to Savage Garden and The Cure?

Probably because both of those bands are pretty aweshums

 

Why doesn't everyone realize how delicious curry is! (stomach is full of delicious curry right now :extremelycontent: )

Because there's too many bad curry joints in the world...

 

*picture Jack Nicholson screaming at them, "The SPICE? YOU WANT THE SPICE? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SPICE!"*

 

Why don't you save ME a bowl of that curry?

Because this stuff is too good to share. (I actually do usually make some for a few people, like regular guests and my security guard who LOVES it)

 

Why do I get so annoyed when the phone at work rings?

Because you have more important things to do than respond to your so-called "superior's" demands.

 

Why does every office inevitably have someone who steals other workers' lunches?

Because the danger makes the food taste soooo much better.

 

Why don't most people floss?

Because they're worried their tongue might suddenly try to hang itself

 

Why is it soooooo much fun converting lighties to the Shadow?

Ninja Jonas

Ninja Jonas

 

because they think they will live forever and there will always be time to do what they should have done.

 

why do ppl think they'll live forever?