I eat massive amounts of spaghetti

 

Why are some acronyms more fun than others?

idk

 

why6 are some people to lazy to type full words

Because they are lazy >_>...

 

Why do people like soda drinks?

because they are fizzy and exciting

 

why do people not like liver?

Because they do not know delicious portions of flesh when they taste it :P.

 

Why do people like to wear underwear?

I can't speak for the opposite gender, but imo men wear em so there's no jumblies dangling about, or also possibly to prevent zipper mishaps.

 

Why did I get so lucky to get my wife?

Because the market never has the Ark of the Covenant

 

ROFL

 

I can't speak for the opposite gender, but imo men wear em so there's no jumblies dangling about, or also possibly to prevent zipper mishaps.

 

Why did I get so lucky to get my wife?

 

 

Matt Cauthon owed you a favor.

 

Why can't we leave well enough alone?

Because curiosity killed the cat... and then the cat resurrected as a Zombie creature and decided to make humanity pay for it's suffering

 

Why did we let this game go inactive?