That's a new record of random.

He did that last weekend. Honest truth. Chihuahua from a couple of doors down wandered onto our back patio. Kaylee looked up in time to watch Bagheera raise his paw and whap the little sucker on the noggin.

I will pet you. But no bitings.  If there are the bitings, I will launch you. #thingsmycatsmakemesay

One more nibble and the hand goes away.  Your teeth are not as fun as you think they are. #thingsmycatsmakemesay

:D

 

Our oldest girl has gotten a kitten. It´s so cute. And evil, of course.

Yes, you have permission to jump in the shower and drink the puddles.  Do we need to have this discussion every day? #thingsmycatsmakemesay

I'm here to protect you, go get a drink (one dog sometimes attacks the other dog if he gets a drink alone)

 

Get out of your brother's bed! (same dog that needs help getting a drink sometimes gets into the third dog's bed)

No, Sam! I say that a lot. :D

Get in your cuddle pocket and off my hernia, Mister

"Did you just bite her butt?  That's the sound she makes when you bite her butt.  Weirdo."  #thingsmycatsmakemesay

This thread is awesome.

You really need a puppy. I hope you can have one soon.

 

I just asked my kitty to stop turning off the air conditioner. He doesn't listen.

It'll be a few more years. Where I live now I'm not allowed pets, and to be honest I don't have the time for a dog either (and I don't want a cat). A pet is something for when I got a relation and live together with the girl in question, I would say.

That's good judgment. Now if you don't have time for dogs you don't have time for cats, that low maintenance thing is a lie.

 

I just asked my little girl kitty where daddy was and she went to the front door they so smart.

Well, you don't have to walk a cat 3+ times a day, right?

By the way, thanks for advertising the mafia game.

Well, you don't have to walk a cat 3+ times a day, right?

This is true.

You're welcome, I look forward to seeing it played!

 

Well no walking but scooping and playing and feeding and attention etc. litter box changing. Thank the lord for Mr. Gill, I'd never be able to manage it all now.

 

Well, you don't have to walk a cat 3+ times a day, right?

This is true.

With a fenced in yard there's no walking, though the scooping is still a thing. I had 15 adults at one point, oy the scooping but no walking.

 

Probably fewer stranger kitties, not sure that's a good thing.

But uh... 15 isn't exactly average. :)

It was way too many dogs, not my idea but it would have been very easy with two. The number of sanity is always two.

One dog would be enough for me. But I'd want a big one.

One of these.

 

Is that a Newfoundland? It's colored like a St. Bernard but no t shaped quite the same. I had a St. Bernard as a kid, he was wonderful but the thing about giant dogs is they don't live very long.

 

The 15 were German shepherds and big enough, smallest ever was the little boy bam bam I left with, runt of a litter of 12 and 60 lbs as an adult. Sweet guy.

It's a benner sennen. We had one when I was little, he helped me learn how to walk among other things. Died when I was 12. :(