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:baalzamon: Oh... I love you guys.

 

*contemplates moderating the stuffing out of Verbal*

 

*rather disturbed by the thought of an unstuffed Ewok on the BT's living room floor*

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That's not really true. That would put be above the rules, which is not the case. The "line" is subjective, as is moderated as such.

 

For example, if you guys think the Oath Rod comment is too much, I'll edit it. No prob.

 

thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

 

and the cock crowed three times.

 

and don;t even get me started on thine ass...

 

and... i can do this all night.

 

 

but perhaps the entire bible is not quite PG 13.

 

Leviticus 18.

 

s'all i'm sayin'.

That's not really true. That would put be above the rules, which is not the case. The "line" is subjective, as is moderated as such.

 

For example, if you guys think the Oath Rod comment is too much, I'll edit it. No prob.

 

thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

 

and the cock crowed three times.

 

and don;t even get me started on thine ass...

 

and... i can do this all night.

 

 

but perhaps the entire bible is not quite PG 13.

 

Leviticus 18.

 

s'all i'm sayin'.

 

Certainly not PG13... Well, maybe it is, actually. I doubt a child of <13 would understand what is said... Or doesn't that count as PG13?

That's not really true. That would put be above the rules, which is not the case. The "line" is subjective, as is moderated as such.

 

For example, if you guys think the Oath Rod comment is too much, I'll edit it. No prob.

 

thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

 

and the cock crowed three times.

 

and don;t even get me started on thine ass...

 

and... i can do this all night.

 

 

but perhaps the entire bible is not quite PG 13.

 

Leviticus 18.

 

s'all i'm sayin'.

 

Certainly not PG13... Well, maybe it is, actually. I doubt a child of <13 would understand what is said... Or doesn't that count as PG13?

 

we got it because they skipped the naughty bits until high school, so we read those the most.

 

plus the definition of appropriate has changed a bit in 5000 years.

 

RJ was a bit naughty. I think he'd be amused by the whole subject.

 

um... but yeah, I'm pretty sure just copying that one chapter, or say, some of Solomon's stuff... would get you in trouble here, lol.

 

as it should.... Er... yeah....

RJ was a bit naughty. I think he'd be amused by the whole subject.

 

He was very fond of spanking...

RJ was a bit naughty. I think he'd be amused by the whole subject.

 

He was very fond of spanking...

 

he was fond of all sorts of thing we don't mention.

 

well, verb did, but he can.

That's not really true. That would put be above the rules, which is not the case. The "line" is subjective, as is moderated as such.

 

For example, if you guys think the Oath Rod comment is too much, I'll edit it. No prob.

 

thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

 

and the cock crowed three times.

 

and don;t even get me started on thine ass...

 

and... i can do this all night.

 

 

but perhaps the entire bible is not quite PG 13.

 

Leviticus 18.

 

s'all i'm sayin'.

 

Certainly not PG13... Well, maybe it is, actually. I doubt a child of <13 would understand what is said... Or doesn't that count as PG13?

 

we got it because they skipped the naughty bits until high school, so we read those the most.

 

plus the definition of appropriate has changed a bit in 5000 years.

 

RJ was a bit naughty. I think he'd be amused by the whole subject.

 

It's actually somewhere 3000-3500 years ago.

 

um... but yeah, I'm pretty sure just copying that one chapter, or say, some of Solomon's stuff... would get you in trouble here, lol.

 

as it should.... Er... yeah....

 

Hmmm... Last time my parents skilled a lot of what Solomon said because I was too young, but we just started all that stuff.

 

Also, anything about his 800 (if I remember correctly) wives?

1000 is the number given, wives and concubines combined, but it's just meant to be an approximate.

 

yeah, what it taught us was that power leads to excess and excess leads to ruin.

 

the kingdom ended up split between his and David's shenanigans.

 

but its ok, cause kings are a bad idea in general.

 

according to the book anyway.

 

and I have to agree.

Good luck with that :smile:

 

Don't pretend like you wouldn't melt like butter if random turned his charm on you :P

 

I already have more than enough charm in my life :happy: His WoT lines are funny though.

 

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