46. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

47. I will not allow any member of my organization to grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X

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This makes me think though... If I were ever evil, I think I would still have a code of honor of some kind. Fair play and all of that :P

If I were an evil overlord I would make sure that I have a heroic opponent that has a 50% chance of winning against me, otherwise it wouldn't be any fun.

Great list btw :P

Love this thread. 5 points to AH.

Awesome!

Very nice. However, improvement for number 20:

 

All my devices will have digital countdowns. However, the detonation is controlled by completely seperate means and disabling the countdown only shuts down all the pretty flashing lights.

Very nice. However, improvement for number 20:

 

All my devices will have digital countdowns. However, the detonation is controlled by completely seperate means and disabling the countdown only shuts down all the pretty flashing lights.

YES

I love the evil overlord lists. I like the one:

If I must deliver an evil monologue, I will first shoot the hero/ine and deliver the speech to the corpse.

Heart...if you ever desire to become the evil overlord, you will need a head minion.  One that you can count on to do thy bidding and one who will face your wrath should he fail in his duties.  In the spirit of the holidays, I will offer my services.

 

*kneels*

 

If you should ever become an evil overlord. I pledge my service to do whatever it is you need to be done.  I will be your right hand man if you so desire or merely an underling.

*tasers Wolfbrother for stealing her position of Head Minion*

 

Heart, I'd be happy to be a minion.

Hmmm... I think you should all be my minions instead.