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hazelkrs1
hazelkrs1
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What? I'm starting a new trend: Disassociated puns. Puns are normally only nominally funny on the spot when relevant to whatever was being discussed, so you'd expect that a pun that came at the wrong time, devoid of any ironic context to put it in, would be dumb and not funny, right?
 

WRONG. Dead wrong. Like, Carrot Top's comedy career dead wrong.

 

Cause, like, POW! that's why. They're funny cause they have the potential to be, and I shall not dissect all the other reasons why cause that would defeat the point.

 

But this point will not be defeated. Disassociated Puns! Give it a shot!

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    It took me way too long to get the pun in the title... :rolleyes: I'm quite good with puns on-the-go in conversations, but I am really bad at making them up when asked for it :P

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    Thinking up puns about old composers is a pain in the BACH...

     

     

    Roflmao! WIN!!!!

     

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    :wink:

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    Oh my god I'm laughing so hard XD

     

     

    I can't find anyone to sing with me, so I guess I have to duet myself!

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    Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous Classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.

    'Who do you want to play?' Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.

    'I've always been a big fan of Chopin' said Bruce. 'I'll play him.'

    'And you, Sylvester?' asked Spielberg.

    'Mozart's the one for me!' said Sly.

    'And what about you?' Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    .....'I'll be Bach' said Arnie.

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    *balefires the thread*

     

    Seriously, this looks like my brother used Compulsion on you all.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    He didn't, did he?

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    *balefires the thread*

     

    Seriously, this looks like my brother used Compulsion on you all.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    He didn't, did he?

    You should rise to the challenge and get penny with us

     

    :baalzamon:

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    I think I may have one to top all the others, just thought of it :biggrin:

     

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    Music Teacher: Johnny, can you tell me some of the differences between "Piano Concerto in A Minor" and the "Peer Gynt suite"?

     

    Johnny: I dunno teach, it's all Grieg to me!

     

    :laugh:

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    LOL :laugh:

     

     

    Different genre, but...

     

    Why did the singer in Metallica fall over on stage?

    He rocked himself to sleep

     

     

    :biggrin:

     

    And a classic...

     

    You can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish!

     

     

    I'll teach you how to play the guitar, no strings attached.

     

    And if you hate classical music, you have my symphony.

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