Morgoth

 

RAWWWWR

 

Balrog

Balrog,

 

I miss you, looking forward to seeing you again *wink* You fiery little thing you!

 

 

 

With love,

 

 

Gandalf.

Gandalf,

 

The ring cannot stay here

 

Elrond

Dear Misser Elrond,

 

this is a courtesy Owl from Weasley Wizard Wheezes.  At the soonest opportunity possible we would like you to contact our office either by return owl post, flu-powder, in person or by muggle phone at 88-DUNG-BOMB to discuss the order you place for 10 dungbombs, 3 portable swamps, 9 daydream charms and 1 pound of peruvian darkness powder; as the check you post dated for last friday has bounced.

 

 

scincerly,

 

Missers Fred & George Weasley

Mssrs. Fred and George Weasly,

 

Thanks for ruining my business.

 

Zonko of Zonko's Joke Shop

Dear Zonko,

 

Expect a warrant for your arrest soon. I. WILL. HAVE. ORDER.

 

Sincerely,

 

Dolores Umbridge

Dear Umbridge,

Your pink kittens inspire fear in no man. However, your hatred leads you slowly down the path to the dark side. Join me, and we will rule the galaxy!

*impressive evil cackle*

Yours evilly,

Emperor Palpatine

Palpatine,

 

I will not be led down the path to the dark side.

 

Sincerely,

 

Luke

Luke,

 

You ever actually kiss your sister?

 

Turin Turambar

Turin,

 

has anyone ever called you T-Squared? Because you know, your initials are TT which mathematically would be T-Squared.

 

- Sherlock Holmes.

Holmes,

 

I do not believe that anyone has ever called me T-squared.

 

Turin

Turin,

Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper.

Confused,

Leia