No wonder Dreadies are so smelly all the time.

 

I am here to laugh at your tasks, not to give you new ones :) I'm lazy like that.

We do not smell. We are the clean faction. Trollocs smell, BA smell, we bathe

In blood. Which smells.

In blood. Which smells delightful.

The blood just keeps us young. We have real showers too

Oh look Tal is trying to be funny.

 

And Dap, considering how you smell I really highly doubt that. I'd place your last real shower at....a month? Maybe two ago?

about 3 hours ago. Anyway we know how not to sweat

I think Dap's insane. He's confuzing time measurements.

Time distorts when you get close to the bore

Being insane is a much more interesting explanation. Also, too little blood spilt for too many posts.

And very little evil from you

*stabs*

I use Ful blood like a bubble bath.  I also sit in a hottub.

I'm studying. It doesn't get more evil than that.

True evil would be to put a mirror in the BA bathroom

I use Ful blood like a bubble bath.  I also sit in a hottub.

A woman after my own heart. 

Ahh Cyan, your attempts amuse me.  It reminds me of when I joined SG, naive, and wanting to use brutal force.  But if you want to do things correctly, you have to torture people with finesse.  See for example, I can stick you into this pickaxe, and then use the pouring of your blood to rotate a wheel that brings the pickaxe more through your body.  If you want to be in the SS you've got to learn that.  Otherwise, you have to sink down to DLs, or even worse hags.  

Gosh Rand who knew you were creative And who said I want to join SS? ;)

Oh rand. The SS are slow and dumb. The DLs are the ones with the complex plans and the subtle poisons

He isnt. He just stole it. Trollocs cant create, you need intellegence

You can tell Cyan wants to be a hag. She isnt crafty or evil enough for the Dreadies anyway

:p

Why thank you Dap, that's rather insulting :)

 

So let me get this straight. Dreaddies think SS are worse than Hags. Hags think Dreaddies are worse than SS. and SS think Hags are worse than Dreadies?

Not quite. Hags and Dreadies agree that SS are the worst. Hags think they fight us for the top spot but Dreadies are top

Ah I see.

 

I have just discovered the most evil thing in the entire world. *hacks into Dap and turns on text voice over that reads everything you type and click on and mouse over, makes it imposible to turn off, turns the sound up*

 

*actually has the above problem*

 

OMG KILL ME NOW! HOW DO I TURN THIS BLOODY THING OFF!?

I made that happen. /Mod powers

 

im not going to tell you how to stop it

Ha nice try. My brother did it. He is the Dark One. An adorable squishy version of the DO, granted, but just as evil.