*facepalm*

what do you mean by worse, precisely?

*facepalm*

I don't get it...

 

why you face palm me?

... Don't encourage him.

... Don't encourage him.

but he seems annoyed, not encouraged...

 

I'd happily encourage his good cheer but... facepalm can't be good...

I mean... I'm scared of some silly things... but a girl calling me pretty would make me smile.

 

or embarrass me or annoy me maybe...

 

but scared? I don't get it.

 

Men differ from women. I guess that's all we can say about this.

 

I mean... I'm scared of some silly things... but a girl calling me pretty would make me smile.

or embarrass me or annoy me maybe...

but scared? I don't get it.

 

Men differ from women. I guess that's all we can say about this.

I don't know any men who are scared to be called pretty...

 

well, maybe in prison but otherwise...

 

maybe scary isn't the word you were looking for?

I'm flattered whenever anyone calls me pretty, regardless of gender. Doesn't mean I'm into dudes or anything.

 

Except maybe Ed, that boy is fine.

I'm flattered whenever anyone calls me pretty, regardless of gender. Doesn't mean I'm into dudes or anything.

Except maybe Ed, that boy is fine.

hey there, pretty boy :)

 

... srsly, watch out for Ed... I'd stop rubbing that lamp if I were you... that genie may be... scary...

 

I'm flattered whenever anyone calls me pretty, regardless of gender. Doesn't mean I'm into dudes or anything.

Except maybe Ed, that boy is fine.

hey there, pretty boy :)

... srsly, watch out for Ed... I'd stop rubbing that lamp if I were you... that genie may be... scary...

Pfft, I'd wear that boy like a hat.

 

 

I'm flattered whenever anyone calls me pretty, regardless of gender. Doesn't mean I'm into dudes or anything.

Except maybe Ed, that boy is fine.

hey there, pretty boy :)

... srsly, watch out for Ed... I'd stop rubbing that lamp if I were you... that genie may be... scary...

Pfft, I'd wear that boy like a hat.

he's more of a leg man... like an unfixed puppy...

 

but... whatever makes you happy.

Rubbing his lamp? *runs off to bleach my brain*

*stunned innocent expression*

 

huh?

literary metaphor... that's where genies come from...

*knows that*

My lamp IS pretty tarnished. I think it may need some polishing now that you mention it....

I love lamp, too...

lol, nice ninja...

*clears throat*

 

PG-13 love.

it's a lamp... I don't get it...

There are lamps, and then there are lamps.

There are no lamps like my lamp. Mine would illuminate a stadium.

 

A really large stadium.

you should probably consider an energy saver switch.

*snerk*

Just came here to say I Kate Beckinsale.

 

Was going to phrase that sentence differently but then I realized I should probably fix the structure.