Narg hungry. Always hungry. Narg bored of regular food. Goats boring. Fuls boring. Narg want fancy food. Narg give you advice. Now you give Narg advice. Who to put in cookpot? 

 

Vote for who Narg put in cookpot. Tell why. Do it before April 8. Otherwise Narg put you in cookpot.

Justin Bieber....do I really need to give an explanation?

Narg should eat Bieber. 

Because bieber left Shayol Ghul in a huff.

 

no, wait. that was berfs. A long time ago. 

 

But he looked like bieber. 

 

SO yeah, eat bieber. 

Kristen Steward, she has no acting ability. 

Charlie Sheen is already marinated. 

eat kristen stewart, rid us of her vampire ways!

Yeah, but if Narg Eat Kristen Stewart, she won't even scream and whine and cry. She'll just look at Narg like this: 

Charlie Sheen is already marinated. 

 

youtube charile sheen winning autotuned that is awesome 

Yeah, so she'd have no emotion, no screaming as she's cooked.

At least with Bieber, we'd get a high pitched caterwaul. 

Beiber dies with squeals

 

Much more fun

Looks like it's  a close race so far. Emotionless Kristen or Screaming Like A Little Girl Bieber. 

Eat Kirsten!!! Though as bland as her acting is she probably won't be super tasty... 

Charlie Sheen is already marinated. 

 

 

Beiber dies with squeals

 

Much more fun

 

This. 

Bieber or kristen?

 

Bieber at least screams may entertain us

 

Narg like eating screaming boy. Needs lots of ketchup though. Narg happy. 

 

Narg sad. Stomach empty. Boy too small. Need more food. Who to eat now?

Vote in poll, tell Narg who eat.

Narg needs to practice his photoshop skillz

Tom Cruise, he's completely insane and no one will miss him. 

Robert Pattinson. 
Because I can't wait to see the look on Kristen Stewart's face. 

You know, to see if it changes.

Robert Pattinson. 

Because I can't wait to see the look on Kristen Stewart's face. 

You know, to see if it changes.

 

Good one, but I doubt it. 

Ypu just should all LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

Then I will vote Brittney. :p

Britney Spears- just because she grates on my nerves.