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What did the envelope say to the stamp?

Reyoru
Reyoru
in The Black Tower

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I think it's more likely the envelope said, 'Bloody hell - I'm A4 size. That means it's gonna cost 90p if I want to go anywhere with you.'

 

Stamps are NOT a cheap date these days.

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    Nothing like a bad joke.

     

    Aye, stamps are pretty extortionate these days. Letters are so much more personal than emails though - wish I wrote more.

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    Hey Tina!

     

    How fares Scandinavia? 

     

    I will ask when I see her. 

     

     

    A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I´m getting smaller!"

     

    Doctor replies, "Well, you"ll just have to be a little patient."

     

     

    I´m not good at jokes anymore. 

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    That was actually fairly decent. You've got to make it worse. 

     

    Like this: 

     

    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

     

     

     

    "....get in the car".

     

     
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