like I'd miss an orgy

 

we doing brave new world next?

Not sure. I just go with the flow.

riverworld?

Haven't read it.

no orgies ... don't bother

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

Wombat prefers Riverdance. He's all about the high kicking and fancy shirts.

 

also

 

*reads out pre-printed card*

 

Wombat is the wittiest person here.

 

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

 

 

 

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

 

 

I ask only for a counterexample.

 

 

Wombat prefers Riverdance. He's all about the high kicking and fancy shirts.

 

also

 

*reads out pre-printed card*

 

Wombat is the wittiest person here.

 

I like kicking.  Fancy shirts are ok I guess.

Brave new world was not a fun read. Kinda boring really. And no one liked the characters.

 

 

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

 

 

I ask only for a counterexample.

 

 

Wombat prefers Riverdance. He's all about the high kicking and fancy shirts.

 

also

 

*reads out pre-printed card*

 

Wombat is the wittiest person here.

 

I like kicking.  Fancy shirts are ok I guess.

 

*Kicks Wombat*

 

Just trying to help.

I'm actually kind of pale. Good thing Asha'man wear black.

 

*absentmindedly spins a complicated web of Air, Spirit and Fire about himself, inverts and knots it*

 

My humor is rather dark though.

 

The inverted web has been quietly dormant.  As Turin's foot crosses the invisible barrier, the web springs into action with a sharp bzzzzt, shocking Turin with an intense flash of energy and driving him backward 5 meters and onto his back, his boot smoking.  The web quietly resets itself.

Oh no no no.

 

Big mistake.

 

Huge.

 

Attacker: Ithi Rank: Attack Leader

Opponent: wombat Rank: Asha'man

 

Fire roll: 72 / 72 Opponents: 33 / 46

Earth roll: 55 / 62 Opponents: 31 / 34

Air roll: 61 / 68 Opponents: 24 / 30

Water roll: 37 / 68 Opponents: 21 / 30

Spirit roll: 48 / 64 Opponents: 22 / 30

True Power roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0

 

Weave name: Balefire (F40,E40,A40,W40,S40)

Damage: 80

 

 

*removes the Wombat from all existence*

 

And it is the most effective way to fix a smoking boot too.

 

See ... no smoke now. In fact there has never been any smoke.

*sigh*

 

*drops his Mask of Mirrors and rises from the ground, extinguishing his boot*

 

*blinks eyes a couple times to clear the purplish bar from his vision*

 

*shoves Spirit between the slackjawed Ithi and the Source and binds her with Air*

 

*Plugs his ears with Air and drags Ithi off to deposit her at what was the M'Hael's Tower*

 

Shame it had to end that way.

Brave new world was not a fun read. Kinda boring really. And no one liked the characters.

I DON'T KNOW YOU

Never would happen like that womby...

 

Ithi knows precisely where I am at all times. And once the balefire fell the boot would have stopped smoking.

 

 

But is all fun and games

Rage blinded her. And balefire stops direct causations, not indirect ones.

 

But we can call a truce if you want. You guys don't try to balefire me unprovoked and I won't godmode you into a cloud of dust motes and a blubbering mess respectively.

Besides ... There's always the Mask of Mirrors, right?

 

:notthatoldchestnutagain:

 

 

One day ... Balfire will be Balefired and Originality will abound.

 

And then it will be a brave new world indeed.

Rage blinded her. And balefire stops direct causations, not indirect ones.

 

But we can call a truce if you want. You guys don't try to balefire me unprovoked and I won't godmode you into a cloud of dust motes and a blubbering mess respectively.

 

Was totally provoked. Oh yeah ... You know it.

 

You hurt his BOOT!

 

Bahahahahaha

 

I've never actually had the chance to Balefire someone before. I was a little in shock when the Roller actually said it had worked.

Brave new world was not a fun read. Kinda boring really. And no one liked the characters.

 

I beg to differ.

 

Brave new world was not a fun read. Kinda boring really. And no one liked the characters.

 

 

I beg to differ.

*snuggles!*

 

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

 

 

I concede that you have been amusing me. Usually at your expense but let's not quibble the point.

 

A laugh is a laugh....is a laugh ahem.

this thread makes me think of john Witt....

 

sigh.