Oh myyyyyy such a mystery. I think it's time for another drink to ponder this. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_PT5yu976Y

 

Ohhh myyy ah ha ah ha ha ha

Another drink is always recommended*

 

*except when not appropriate

 

 

 

Someone needs to release a song called "Oh My, Mr Takai". That could be sweet. Hopefully using the Family Guy soundclips.

This is my favorite video of him lol

 

 

"You're a douche bag, that's right, a douche bag... a total douche bag."

 

lol

Now I'm watching a bunch of Doctor Who videos on youtube

I love the vid with him saying "Stop calling things gay. If you need to call something gay, instead, say, That's totally Takai"

So good. Because people who use "gay" as a derogatory term = death

I love that one too. George is like, my gay lighthouse. He has taught me what is right and wrong to do and say when it comes to then LGBT community, because at the end of the day I really don't care who  you love. Love is so hard to find, that it does not matter who it's with as long as you love them. That's right. This thread just got real.

REAL TALK.

 

 

 

On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to Hell one last time. Would I get married again? Oh, absolutely. If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

 - Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson. Best. Mustache. EVER.

Best MAN ever.

 

If there was anyone I would ever hope to aspire to be, it would be the halfway point between Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson.

 

 

 

"Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.”

 

 - Chris Traeger

I'll drink with ya, It's been a while.

Yay! Who else splooged when they saw that picture? I mean, I'm only into women, but....

Yeah that is just...

 

DAPPER.

 

 

Ron ******* Swanson.

It's like, I didn't get turned on because I find him attractive. I became turned on at the idea of even BEING A SLICE of such an archetypal man.

Oh dear, I think I am actually drunk now lol

Nono I get it.

 

The self confidence one would have, even being a SLIVER of the awesome that is Ron Swanson, would have you constantly walking around a bit funny.

 

And liable for harrassment suits. But that's another story.

Even If these "liable" suits existed, the manliness that is Mr. Ron Swanson, Esquire will overturn it every time (even if that means sleeping with the judge).

"There is only one bad word. Texas."

Winning at youtube.

 

Winning at threads.

 

Winning at life.

 

 

3x Combo Bonus!

*is chuckling at work*

 

 

One day I will write a book and it will be called 'Conversations with Berf' and it will look something like this Thread.

 

I will make a fortune.

FATALITY!!!!!!

 

Also, I just spent at least 10 minutes cussing out the one tooth in my mouth that prevents all of my teeth from being in perfect alignment. I am quite significantly inebriated.

*is chuckling at work*

 

 

One day I will write a book and it will be called 'Conversations with Berf' and it will look something like this Thread.

 

I will make a fortune.

 

I am DrunkCS and I endorse this message.

Stupid tooth. It deserves all the abuse. GET IN LINE, BUDDY. He'll start trying to grow an unsanctioned beard, next thing you know.

 

And Ithi you can publish whatever you want with my name on it!