ok, ok, the naeblis got distracted by something ... mmmmm... nvm

 

traditional groveling, if you'd be so kind.

 

and lots of it.

 

aaaaaaaand... go!

*grovels before the great Kitty Nae'bliss* 

 

I have an offering of an unlimited supply of toy mice. 

 

magnificent! very lifelike.

 

5 points.

To help you get into trouble.

And I ordered it extra cozy size so my chosen could pop by for a visit.

To help you get into trouble.

it took me a moment to identify that :)

 

5 points

And I ordered it extra cozy size so my chosen could pop by for a visit.

ahhhhh... a lovely pied à terre... been looking for one of those

 

I mean...

 

5 points for the fine digs, and 5 more for the extra coziness :)

ok, I really want to give out points so in addition to groveling, I'll take evil recipes, craft ideas, gardening tips (blood and bones make excellent fertilizer, btw, there are evil gardening tips to be had), home improvement and repair projects, use your imagination, fluff your points up, I'm buying.

 

and if you can drag a simmering cook pot in here and get it to mention your name, you'll each get 10 points.

 

if the cook pot drags itself in... I'll be so very proud and pleased, I'll give it the 10 and 5 of my own.

 

 

I have caught the red dot oh great kitty nae'blis! You have no idea what kind of hardships I went through to catch it, but I would do anything just to please you. *bows deeply before the kitty*

the RED DOT?!?

 

the flipping uncatchable RED DOT?!?

 

for me???

 

 

 

thank you, child. I am moved.

 

10 points, and may the dark one rise to meet you

 

*kneels, grovels, with tears of joy and praise*

 

I offer you this Rattachewy dish for your royal meal your royal highness.  I also offer you my secret recipe of it:

 

Rattachewy

 

Ingredients:

6 farm mice

basil 

thyme

tomatoes

mice blood extract

imitation carrots

imitation potatoes

Wasabi

salt and pepper to taste

 

1.  Put live farm mice onto food processor.  Blend until lumpy texture.

2.  Add in remaining ingredients.

3. Separate mixture into 6 pieces.

4. Bake at 450 degree F

5. Never stop staring at glass window of even while baking to infuse it with love for our master

6. Cook for about 45 mins or until golden brown

7. top it with fresh blood extract 

optional:  top it with grated cheddar.

Serve with wasabi on the side.

 

I hope this meal pleases your glorious tastebuds, your royal kittiness..

 

*kneels, grovels, with tears of joy and praise*

 

I offer you this Rattachewy dish for your royal meal your royal highness.  I also offer you my secret recipe of it:

 

Rattachewy

 

Ingredients:

6 farm mice

basil 

thyme

tomatoes

mice blood extract

imitation carrots

imitation potatoes

Wasabi

salt and pepper to taste

 

1.  Put live farm mice onto food processor.  Blend until lumpy texture.

2.  Add in remaining ingredients.

3. Separate mixture into 6 pieces.

4. Bake at 450 degree F

5. Never stop staring at glass window of even while baking to infuse it with love for our master

6. Cook for about 45 mins or until golden brown

7. top it with fresh blood extract 

optional:  top it with grated cheddar.

Serve with wasabi on the side.

 

I hope this meal pleases your glorious tastebuds, your royal kittiness..

dang, you're good.

 

very good.

 

5 for the pic

5 for the recipe

and 5 for obeying with alacrity

of all the ingredients I find the imitation carrots the most odd...

 

sounds pretty decent otherwise.

 

I might substitute beef tho... or perhaps capybara

and if those are really um... don't tell me :)

 

 

Evil recipe:

 

Take an apple. 

Cut it. 

And apparently these are Evil Cookies because you can´t stop eating them.

 

 

 

 

Recipe.

 

You know I don´t cook! From the pic it looks like:

 

Take som fresh vomit. 

Mix it with some old vomit. 

Put it in the oven. 

 

 

We could also call them recycle cookies. :)

how delicious.....

 

 

Evil recipe:

 

Take an apple. 

Cut it.

 

 

 

I can't see the image but you showed up so 5 points

 

 

And apparently these are Evil Cookies because you can´t stop eating them.

 

 

 

 

Recipe.

 

You know I don´t cook! From the pic it looks like:

 

Take som fresh vomit. 

Mix it with some old vomit. 

Put it in the oven. 

 

 

We could also call them recycle cookies. :)

 

 

those actually look like blondies or perhaps some kind of fruit bar... they look delicious with or without vomit.

 

another 5

 

 

how delicious.....

and 5 more for posting again :)